Black X: "Bubba!!" (Indict DNC Chairman McAuliffe...NOW!!!)

To: EdZep; RonDog; ALOHA RONNIE; doug from upland; ravinson; sultan88; Fracas; Liz; Libloather; poet; ..

Help me, help me...I need assistance in writing an underground theme song fer the Simon campaign 'cuz I don't know enough about the CA gubernatorial campaign...will you assist with the italicized portions, my FReeper FRiends?!!

"Simon's Good, California!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Going to California")

Spend my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff an' drank all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'ta California with an achin' in my heart.
Someone told me there's a World out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let 'em tell ya that they all are the same.
Hohh the sea was red and the sky was grey,
I wondered how tomorrow could ever follow toda__y.
Th' mountains an' the canyons start to tremble an' shake,
The children of the sun begin to awake. Watch out.

It seems that the wrath of the Gods got a punch on the nose
And it's startin' to flow, I think I might be sinkin'.
Throw me a line, if I reach it in time,
I'll meet you up there where the path runs straight and high.

To find a Queen without a King,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings. La la la la.
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn,
Tryin'a find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standin' on a hill in the mountain of dreams,
Tellin' myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
Mmm-ahh~ahh.

Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I can record this on CD and forward it to interested parties fer FREE!! C'mon, y'all...let's git involved in the fracas!!

401 posted on 10/15/2002 10:24:35 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Life is tough but life's tougher when you're dumb."

Duh...MUD

402 posted on 10/15/2002 10:28:27 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself."

Dude...I can do this without ya, but it'd be much funner with ya, so hop back onboard, my FRiend...MUD

403 posted on 10/15/2002 10:31:21 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

To: ST.LOUIE1; EdZep; heavyd

"How's about a kickin' 'Drudge's' butt ditty?"

Thank you, my FRiend, you walked right into that one...LOL!!

"(Who the Heck Is...) Matt Drudge?!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Crunge")

I wanna tell you 'bout an ol' FRiend...
I ain't disclosin' no names, but...
He sure was a Good FRiend, and...
I ain't gonna tell you where he comes from, but...
When I tell you, you shan't Drudge again....oh!!
Hey!! I ain't gonna tell you nothin' but...
I do, well, but I know, yeah!!

Now let me tell you 'bout MUD's World!!
I opened up Matt's Cyber-Rag and what did I see?
Ahh...ahhh...saw FR, ah...
Ah, linked there with thee!!
Ooh, then Trixie walked, she squawked!!
Let me tell you...
Bull$#!+ walks, Drudge walks!!!
And when Truth looks Drudge in the eye...
Matt's no Hero, Lord, that RINOs got NO SPINE!!
Oh, tell me, Matthew, what you want me to do...
Do ya want MUD to love ya?!!
Love yer GoldbergScam?! Ooooohh!!
They ain't gonna call MUD "Mr. IGNORANT", No!!
AHHH!! I don't need no DrudgeLink from yer SlackA$$, no...
No...ah-ahh...no no...ah-ahh...
**I ain't gonna tell you nothin', I ain't gonna tell you no more,
No she is my baby, let me tell you that I love her so
And, and she's the woman I really wanna love and let me tell you more
Oo, she's my baby, let me tell you she lives next door!!
She's the one a woman, the one a woman that I know
I ain't goin', I ain't goin', I ain't gonna tell.
I ain't goin' tell you one thing that you really ought a know
But - she's my lover baby, and I love her so.
And - she's the one that really makes me whirl and twirl
And - she's the kind of lover that makes me fill the whole world
And - she's the one who really makes me jump and shout
Oh - she's the kind of girl that I know what it's all about Take it home,
Take it, take it, take it**

Ah, excuse me,
Ah, will y'all excuse me?
I'm just try'n a find Matt Drudge...
Has anybody seen Matt Drudge?!!
(spoken) Please, have you seen Matt Drudge?
I've never heard of Matt Drudge...
Who's that confounded Drudge?

**Work in progress**...MUD

BTW...Many years ago, back when I was but a fledgling FReeper still finding my way in this cold, cruel World, I chanced upon Matt Drudge's website thanks to the urgings of Rush Limbaugh, my Mentor and Confidante. For many moons, I clicked into Matt's webpage and feasted upon the Truth that I had been denied for, lo, these many years. I used to check out all the links, too...simply devoured the offerings from William F. Buckley, Jr. and Thomas Sowell and Cal Thomas and other brilliant LibertyLovin' Illuminatis!! Then, when I had found the article I wished to discuss with my FRiends, I would copy/paste the text and use Matt Drudge's link to my favorite place, FreeRepublic.com!! What a wonderful life I led back then.

But Utopia is a sullen, chaste, unforgiving, and somewhat-frigid mistress, and eventually, Mr. Drudge--in his Infinite Wisdom, no doubt--chose to inexplicably DE-Link FreeRepublic.com from his website!! I was crushed. Was it something I had said?! Was it something some TROLL Lefty had said in order to Divide and Conquer the Conservative Movement?! I lay emotionless and prone for what seemed like months, but was only a coupla hours!!

Then, I rallied...I didn't need Matt Drudge...I didn't need Trixie...all I needed was the Truth and, apparently, Matt Drudge no longer cared about the Truth since he had become one of The Effete Elite High and Mighty!! "Tell him to stick that fedora where the Sun don't shine," I hollered defiantly!!

Whatever...MUD

BTW...Clarity, who the Heck's Matt Drudge anyway?!!

1 posted on 1/8/02 11:29 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

MUD

404 posted on 10/15/2002 11:13:23 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

405 posted on 10/15/2002 11:17:22 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1

To: ST.LOUIE1; Snow Bunny; Landru

406 posted on 10/15/2002 11:25:06 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

First....you have to start with the judicial cleansing of the system because the Tort Claims which are reviewed by judiciary panels are written by corrupt lawyers and judges. Until you clean up and scrub out the scum that work in the judiciary, Tort claims reform become of secondary importance. You have to get with the crust of the problem before you can get to the other buried issues. Is that logical to understand?

407 posted on 10/15/2002 11:25:43 AM PDT by goldilucky

Would you explain to me the expression "haberdasher" as I've never heard of it before?

408 posted on 10/15/2002 11:27:36 AM PDT by goldilucky

409 posted on 10/15/2002 11:38:20 AM PDT by doug from upland

"First...you have to start with the judicial cleansing of the system because the Tort Claims which are reviewed by judiciary panels are written by corrupt lawyers and judges. Until you clean up and scrub out the scum that work in the judiciary, Tort claims reform become of secondary importance. You have to get with the crust of the problem before you can get to the other buried issues. Is that logical to understand?"

Despite being but a lowly architect, I think I can understand the dis-logistics of the Legal System, my FRiend...MUD

410 posted on 10/15/2002 11:41:32 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

To: goldilucky; sultan88

"Would you explain to me the expression "haberdasher"

Personally, I thought it was a hat-maker, just as cobblers are shoemakers, but Sultan obviously believes a haberdasher is a clothesmaker, as you were quoted as "working on a suit"...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

411 posted on 10/15/2002 11:45:20 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

To: doug from upland; gonzo; dead

Please, my FRiend and Mentor, don't be bashful on the Black Threads...

"It Never Rains In California!!

I have just tried to turn on my darn computer
Once again I will be sitting here in the dark
Who turned off my electricity…this scene sure ain’t pretty
The blame? Who is to blame?

We knew all about Gray Davis, California
You did not take our advice so now we are screwed
We do not need Gray in California…and we tried to warn you
The blame…he is to blame

Is this guy nuts? Is he quite insane…he hires Fabiani and Lehane
He has become a major league pain
We pay for it all

We do not need Gray in California…and we tried to warn you
The blame…he is to blame

(musical interlude)

He just loves to fill the state with more illegals
‘Cause his voting base is swelling more every day
There’s no need for a solution…pass him that contribution
They’re DemonRATS...all DemonRATS!!

We knew all about Gray Davis, California
You did not take our advice so now we are screwed
We do not need Gray in California…and we tried to warn you
The blame...he is to blame!!

1 Posted on 05/21/2001 15:22:42 PDT by doug from upland

Heh heh heh...yer the man, my FRiend...MUD

412 posted on 10/15/2002 11:53:26 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

To: doug from upland

and...

"California Dreamin'!!"

Surplus is all gone…it's been blown away
Ask our governor what he has to say
He says not to worry...it will all be okay
Califonia's screamin'..."We must get rid of Gray!!"

Oracle's a mess...shredding goes on today
Someone's sleeping at the switch...the state's in disarray
While Davis says he's in control...and it will be okay
Califonia's screamin'...we must get rid of Gray

(musical interlude)

Simon is the man...help is on the way
Give him your support...no time for delay
He says we should worry...things are not okay
Califonia's screamin'...we must get rid of Gray
We must get rid of Gray...we must get rid of Gray!!

"Here's the plan. Bill Simon should record this. It should be used for campaign fundraisers. If enough people buy it, it can be a top 40 hit and be played on the radio. Gray Davis' head will explode."

Simon campaign --- call me.

1 posted on 5/4/02 7:27 PM Eastern by doug from upland

Simon Campaign, call DFU...MUD

413 posted on 10/15/2002 12:01:28 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

BTW...You don't wanna throw hands with me, man...MUD

414 posted on 10/15/2002 12:15:42 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"...will you assist with the italicized portions..."

The whole thing is italicized. If I knew the song, I would give it a try. This must be a "deep cut".

415 posted on 10/15/2002 12:16:51 PM PDT by sultan88

To: sultan88; doug from upland; ravinson; yankhater; Landru; Angelwood; kristinn; ironman; ...

"The whole thing is italicized."

Yes, I am exhibitin' an unusual humility, aren't I?!! LOL!!

"If I knew the song, I would give it a try. This must be a "deep cut"."

Heck, it's off Led Zeppelin IV (aka "Zoso")!! Bet'cha even yer young'uns heard of this song, Ol' Cooter!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...All-knowin'Puter, ya see how I called the Sultan an Antique?! That's 'cuz he's never been to a real FReep like they're havin' on the 26th of October on the Mall in DeeCee!!

416 posted on 10/15/2002 12:23:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

To: goldilucky; Mudboy Slim

"...explain to me the expression "haberdasher"..."

A haberdasher is a suitmaker. My FRiend, Murray Goldberg, from northern Joisey does radio and TV ads referring to himself as "Joisey's leading Haberdasher." I think he prefers that title to "tailor." And nice to meet you goldilucky!!

417 posted on 10/15/2002 12:24:17 PM PDT by sultan88

To: sultan88; goldilucky; poet; summer; AuntB; GrandmaC; PhiKapMom; Republic; LoneGreenEyeshade

"...nice to meet you goldilucky!!"

All these months y'all have been FReepin' the Black threads together and y'all have never formally introduced?!! Aren't we shy?!!

LOL...MUD

418 posted on 10/15/2002 12:28:10 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Bet'cha even yer young'uns heard of this song, Ol' Cooter!!

I am insulted to be called Cooter! BTW, I own NO Led Zep CD's.

419 posted on 10/15/2002 12:28:40 PM PDT by sultan88

To: sultan88; yankhater; jla; Corin Stormhands; P8riot; hchutch; Twodees; Coop; maxwell

"I am insulted to be called Cooter! BTW, I own NO Led Zep CD's."

Well, I'm insulted that you don't own any Led Zeppelin CDs!! I shall remedy that...when shall we do lunch?!

MUD

420 posted on 10/15/2002 12:31:49 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

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