"RATS're Dolts!!" (Please provide yer anecdotal evidence)

Vanity Parody | 19 August 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick miss purposely? Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become...just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Pwerful Federal Leviathan!! Quotes, links, cartoons, and personal stories are welcomed if they serve to educate the Sheeple as to what they're voting for when they vote for any candidate who would vote for either D'asshole or li'l Dickie Gephardt!!

This could get fun...MUD

[newgeezer]

On Mike Gallagher's radio talk show this morning, there was a woman caller who said she would like to see Hillary! become president because (1) she's honest and (2) all she's done for children and education.

Beam me up, please.

[lavaroise]

(1) she's honest and (2) all she's done for children and education.

(1)She is a hypocrit. She stood by her rapist husband, screaming at us we should let government intrude in Parents' homes and children lives, all the while we should shut up about what is happening in the Whitehouse.
(2)What she has not done for the children of America is tell the truth and let them ask disturbing questions about her duplicity.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a woman caller who said she would like to see Hillary! become president because (1) she's honest and (2) all she's done for children and education."

See, that ladies just a pure, unadulterated IGNORANUS!! And I'm sure she's sincere...LOL!!

The HildaBeast "honest"...LOL!! You just can't make this stuff up!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...all she's done for children..."

Don't forget the two dozen children she chided her husband into incinerating at Waco!!

FReegards...MUD

[lavaroise]

Waco, all for Hillary's children... bunmp

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ol' Waco!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")

Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody...
The blame it is all Slick's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!

La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...

Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!!
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How can Gore run when he knows?!

Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'...
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE LEFT'S MEDYUH WHORES!!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become...just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Powerful Federal Leviathan!! Quotes, links, cartoons, and personal stories are welcomed if they serve to educate the Sheeple as to what they're voting for when they vote for any candidate who would vote for either D'asshole or li'l Dickie Gephardt!!"

Li'l help?!

FReegards...MUD

[Black Agnes]

Only a democommie president would sell the chi-coms (for campaign contributions) the technology they need to nuke his wife's best shot for being elected (ie, the SF/LA/NYC blue zones)

[Sabertooth]

RATS're definitely Dolts... they sometimes even lose elections to the Stupid Party.

[NorCoGOP]

all she's done for children and education.

Yeah, look at the facts...funding for education went up 70% during the Clintons White House occupation, yet school quality continued to free-fall.

As first lady of Arkansas, she helped her husband gets schools from 49th place, to....

that's right...

49th place.

Let's give her a hand folks - what an accomplishment - what a record to be proud of....

[ST.LOUIE1]

Why weren't the Sheeple told?!

This one was! And he's running to our side.

Hey....some Sheeple know the truth when they hear it.

Hey, Mud, thanks for the ping.

[lowbridge]

One of hundreds of examples: I was debating a liberal democrat on a message board many moons ago (when clinton was still in office). I cant recall exactly what it was about, but somewhere along the line he claimed that the President votes on bills, and the congress signs them. I pointed out to him that he had it completely backwards. That the congress votes on bills and the President signs (or vetoes) them. The liberal called me an idiot and said that I didnt know what I was talking about. I assumed that I was debating a ten year old, so I looked up his member profile, and was stunned to find myself debating a 57 year old guy.

A more recent example, just earlier last month. Yet another liberal posted the claim that Bush was an idiot, when several posters challenged him, he posted the "Presidential IQ" hoax as his proof, assuming it was true. Several posters then challenged him on the accuracy of the article. He came back with: "Write Ms. Borenstein at the Bakersville News Service and ask her for her credentials, and whatever else you wish to know. Ask her for the address of the think tank. They did the complilation. Find out from them. Do some research. Read first."

NATURALLY, I couldnt resist this one and posted the following from truthorfiction.com:

This was written from the fantasies of someone who adores Bill Clinton and doesn't think much of George W. Bush. The "think tank" is not identified and there is no such service as Bakersville News, a reporter named Jennifer Borenstein, a sociologist named Werner Levenstein, or a psychiatrist named Patricia Williams involved in any such project. Rich Buhler, the founder of TruthOrFiction.com and a former member of the news media says, "Take it from me. This eRumor was not written by anybody who has ever been a professional journalist. The style betrays the hoax as much as the misinformation."

I never received a reply. :-)

[MeekOneGOP]

RATS're Dolts?...........

[MeekOneGOP]

RATS're Dolts?...........

[LibKill]

Anecdotal evidence: I know two gun owners (who each own more guns than I do) who are also yellow-dog dimocrats.

No, I don't understand it.

[MeekOneGOP]

They don't call me
Mr. Obstruction for nothing, ya know?

[MeekOneGOP]

Little Tommy Daschle's
Skool Picture! !

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stop yer whinin' and take it like a big boy!!" said Slick Willie's future cellmate, Dwight (a 6'6", 325-lb. ex-football player).

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

heh heh !