Posted on 07/24/2002 6:19:17 AM PDT by Billie
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07-15-02 Phil V.
07-16-02 MtnGrl
Remember during MFJ in '98 when the postings all appeared to be blank courtesy of Eschoir?
Oh, no! You need to be rescued from the corrupting influence of who. I'll know it's too late when you start posting corny jokes, or even worse, puns. :-)
And on MY day! I PROTEST!!
A happily married man had only one complaint: his wife was always nursing sick birds.
One November evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin, while in the kitchen his wife was comforting a shivering little wren that she had found in the snow.
The furious spouse strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird. "I can't take it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these darn..."
The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-curse. "Please Dear," she said, "Not in front of the chilled wren."
All my friends call me ru. Will you be my friend? Thanks for the kind words and the beautiful flowers!
Here's some Beefalos for you. ;-)
Thank you, Louie. Your post to ru was very pretty, too. :)
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