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To: ru4liberty; whoever
Thanks, "skinny" (can you tell who I've been talking to? ;-)

Oh, no! You need to be rescued from the corrupting influence of who. I'll know it's too late when you start posting corny jokes, or even worse, puns. :-)

88 posted on 07/24/2002 11:33:24 AM PDT by The Thin Man
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To: The Thin Man; ru4liberty
Ok, Skinny, you asked for it. This is one of my worst.

A happily married man had only one complaint: his wife was always nursing sick birds.

One November evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin, while in the kitchen his wife was comforting a shivering little wren that she had found in the snow.

The furious spouse strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird. "I can't take it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these darn..."

The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-curse. "Please Dear," she said, "Not in front of the chilled wren."


95 posted on 07/24/2002 11:42:08 AM PDT by whoever
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To: The Thin Man
Corny jokes? Puns? I've groaned thru my share of them, believe me!
167 posted on 07/24/2002 3:18:06 PM PDT by ru4liberty
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