Posted on 07/08/2002 7:46:40 AM PDT by Billie
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"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."
Oh, no! We're not going through this again. It's too confusing.
Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.
The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about.
His words and his demeanor seemed to make most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants.
Each crew member attached the package to their backs.
"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't those parachutes?"
The pilot said they were. The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?"
"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."
It helps. : )
Lookin' good, Little Tex. : )
You can have 'em, Louie.
Especially since Billie's returned to her ol' grouchy self. :-)
Uh-oh! You're livin' on the wild side. LOL
Ok, doll. If not, I'll send it to you. : )
Life is good !!
Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!
Molon Labe !!
Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!
Molon Labe !!
Let's help her get back to her normally luvable mood with this...a little Willie Nelson music always works wonders with the Texans:
I collect pigs, have them everywhere.
I love the earrings on that one.
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