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Palestinian bomb cat picture shocks civilised world
The Rockall Times ^ | Kieren McCarthy

Posted on 07/01/2002 9:47:49 AM PDT by Texaggie79

Israel reveals evidence of menagerie of hate
by Kieren McCarthy

The civilised world recoiled in disgust as a horrifying photo of a Palestinian kitten dressed as a suicide bomber was released by Israel yesterday.

It is said to have been found at a militant's home in the West Bank city of Hebron and appears to be genuine. And it is a bleak new symbol of despair in the turmoil of the Middle East. The cat wears a belt of explosives and two bandoliers of bullets.

The shocking picture that makes my blood boil. Aaaarrrghhh. Kill them all!

The Israeli army, which released the picture, says it was found during a search. There were suspicions that it might be part of Israel's propaganda war. But suicide animals are the new heroes of the Palestinian struggle for their own homeland.

The kitten's owners would have trained and brainwashed the feline freak to wear the red bandana and explosives — originally containing nothing more dangerous than sweetcorn — and then at a given moment, lick its genitals to set off the device. The kitten could have no idea of the consequences of its actions until it was too late.

Israeli troops report an increasing incidence of suicide animals, with cats the greatest feared of them all thanks to their agility and ability to climb walls. Just last week, three soldiers were killed when a cow with a hidden landmine in its udder rolled underneath an armoured personnel carrier. And on 10 June, nine were injured, including a man, when a seagull dive-bombed into a hotel foyer.

"It's getting worse," Israeli army lieutenant Archie Sighcoe told us. "Now we have to shoot all animals as well as women and children." Meanwhile, moderate president Ariel Sharon has called on Yasser Arafat to either destroy or reveal the whereabouts of Hamas' zoos and menageries — or pay the price.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: humor; israel; palestine
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To: Optimist
(/saracasm)
121 posted on 07/01/2002 1:01:04 PM PDT by Optimist
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To: Optimist
oops (/saracasm)(/sarcasm)
122 posted on 07/01/2002 1:03:20 PM PDT by Optimist
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To: All
As for the "children" etc., there are children being killed on both sides. It is the height of hypocrisy to pretend Israel's hands are clean in this whole sorry mess.

Wow, Illbay, I thought I was the only one that thought that on FR; good to see that's not the case. Actually, I'm suprised that a thread like this that was obviously meant for humor only, has turned into yet again, another debate about the ME. Cripes, you can't even mention the issue in passing, or in a joking manner, and not get sucked into a debate about it. Some people are so hyped up about it, it's incredible.

I saw this thread when it started earlier today, and LAUGHED my a$% off; I think some need to find a sense of humor.

123 posted on 07/01/2002 1:09:02 PM PDT by FourtySeven
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To: muleboy
What civilised world? Correct
Palestinians and Isralies debased? Correct
Palestinians and Israelis make stuff up? Correct
Innocents? No such thing if over the age of 13.
Palestinians and Israelis kill women and children? Correct
Arafat still alive, therefore not being held responsible? Correct
Palestinians and Israel sees terrorists "everywhere"? Correct

In addition, like Texasaggie79 said, "It's still funny"!

Is it really?

124 posted on 07/01/2002 1:09:41 PM PDT by dixie sass
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To: vance
Because I REMEMBER 9-11, I did not laugh at all.

Your point is? did your sense of humor get blown up? Like I said it's not America, I don't care.

Unless you are saying that supporting Israel is what prompted the attacks? If it was up to me I wouldn't give one red cent to any country.

125 posted on 07/01/2002 1:12:43 PM PDT by NativeSon
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To: Optimist
or an ally...
or the innocent ....
or children on either side...
...or another human being who isnt you

Hold on, there's something in my eye, (sniff,sniff) , boo-hoo.

they are not our ally, none of them are 'innocents' yep, children die. Lots of folks die, death it seem is the number one killer of people.

spare the rhetoric, I'm still laughing.

126 posted on 07/01/2002 1:18:46 PM PDT by NativeSon
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To: NativeSon
Amen and amen....
127 posted on 07/01/2002 1:33:20 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: vance
Unless you think they are LIARS.

Naw, Palestinians never lie about things that knee-jerk reactionary Israel-sycophants WANT to believe.

They ONLY lie when it makes them look bad.

128 posted on 07/01/2002 1:48:29 PM PDT by Illbay
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To: Optimist
Do you remember the photo going around just after 9/11, showing the "rebuilt" WTC as fingers shooting a "bird" out to sea?

That was a pretty horrendous event, but the natural reaction of most Americans is typically mocking humor.

129 posted on 07/01/2002 2:04:05 PM PDT by Illbay
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To: FourtySeven
No, you're not the only one (though in a minority). There are far too many people here who confuse the U.S.'s interests with Israel's. But I think we've done a good job causing some people to rethink that. Not many, but some.
130 posted on 07/01/2002 2:05:18 PM PDT by Illbay
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131 posted on 07/01/2002 2:08:59 PM PDT by vannrox
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To: one_particular_harbour

132 posted on 07/01/2002 2:18:35 PM PDT by CheneyChick
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To: Texaggie79
"It's getting worse," Israeli army lieutenant Archie Sighcoe told us. "Now we have to shoot all animals as well as women and children."

LOL. All in "self defense", of course.

133 posted on 07/01/2002 3:05:56 PM PDT by faintpraise
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To: Texaggie79
Oh God, this is terrible! There is no end to the machinations of evil!


134 posted on 07/01/2002 3:14:40 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Texaggie79
That particular detail sounds highly improbable to me, though the use of animals as bombers is apparently already documented (the mined cow). I would think the animal-bombs would probably be triggered by remote control. Otherwise kitty is likely to have the last laugh -- cats lick their genitals whenever they feel like it, even if they're sitting in the lap of their owner.
135 posted on 07/01/2002 6:05:25 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: PsyOp
Hi, thanks for the ping.
136 posted on 07/01/2002 6:36:59 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: dubyaismypresident
OMG, you wouldn't. Would you?

LOL, I wouldn't, but RBA might.

137 posted on 07/01/2002 7:20:58 PM PDT by Mark17
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To: Texaggie79; All
Oh my gosh.....i honestly do not remember laughing the way i laughed when i went to that website MYCATHATESYOU.COM! I am telling you i have tears streaming down my face (and i am usually not the laughing kind), but now, thanks to you, i have found a simple medicine to ensure i have my daily dose of hearty laughter.....mycathatesyou.com!

I truly appreciate you posting that website!

And to show my appreciation i will post the mug (actually cutie pie face) of one of the many cats in the website that HATES people....this one 'has been overheard quoting Mein Kampf when the owner is asleep.'


138 posted on 07/02/2002 4:57:17 AM PDT by spetznaz
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To: PsyOp; swarthyguy
Go to www.mycathatesyou.com.

It is true....cats want to take over the world!

139 posted on 07/02/2002 5:03:40 AM PDT by spetznaz
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To: Texaggie79
Bird murderer!!
140 posted on 07/02/2002 5:05:25 AM PDT by bert
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