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Palestinian bomb cat picture shocks civilised world
The Rockall Times ^ | Kieren McCarthy

Posted on 07/01/2002 9:47:49 AM PDT by Texaggie79

Israel reveals evidence of menagerie of hate
by Kieren McCarthy

The civilised world recoiled in disgust as a horrifying photo of a Palestinian kitten dressed as a suicide bomber was released by Israel yesterday.

It is said to have been found at a militant's home in the West Bank city of Hebron and appears to be genuine. And it is a bleak new symbol of despair in the turmoil of the Middle East. The cat wears a belt of explosives and two bandoliers of bullets.

The shocking picture that makes my blood boil. Aaaarrrghhh. Kill them all!

The Israeli army, which released the picture, says it was found during a search. There were suspicions that it might be part of Israel's propaganda war. But suicide animals are the new heroes of the Palestinian struggle for their own homeland.

The kitten's owners would have trained and brainwashed the feline freak to wear the red bandana and explosives — originally containing nothing more dangerous than sweetcorn — and then at a given moment, lick its genitals to set off the device. The kitten could have no idea of the consequences of its actions until it was too late.

Israeli troops report an increasing incidence of suicide animals, with cats the greatest feared of them all thanks to their agility and ability to climb walls. Just last week, three soldiers were killed when a cow with a hidden landmine in its udder rolled underneath an armoured personnel carrier. And on 10 June, nine were injured, including a man, when a seagull dive-bombed into a hotel foyer.

"It's getting worse," Israeli army lieutenant Archie Sighcoe told us. "Now we have to shoot all animals as well as women and children." Meanwhile, moderate president Ariel Sharon has called on Yasser Arafat to either destroy or reveal the whereabouts of Hamas' zoos and menageries — or pay the price.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: humor; israel; palestine
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To: Texaggie79; Marine Inspector; sleavelessinseattle; 2Trievers; swarthyguy; Lazamataz; Snow Bunny; ...
So... where are the Ninja Mice?
21 posted on 07/01/2002 9:57:09 AM PDT by PsyOp
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To: heartwood
You must have missed my comments on that. I think the toddler pick would have been funny, had it not been done by the palestinians but by some parody magazine or something. So, now we have bombing kitty. It is just as funny as the suicide bomber toddler.

Why? You ask. Because they are both impossible. You can no more train a one year old to go bomb Jews as you can a kitty. That's why it is funny.

22 posted on 07/01/2002 9:57:53 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: College Repub
Kids shooting at soliders and 16 yr old homicide bombers are shocking and distrubing enough, but using cats is truly despicable - and a sad waste of beautifully psychotic felines.
23 posted on 07/01/2002 9:58:13 AM PDT by Psalm 73
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To: Texaggie79
Heh, Nice job of Photoshopping the previous pic onto the cat. Seems most people aren't as aware as they'd like to think they are. hahahah..
24 posted on 07/01/2002 9:58:32 AM PDT by Still Using Air
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To: gubamyster
lol
25 posted on 07/01/2002 9:58:37 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Still Using Air
It was The Rockall Times site that did it. Check out the link....
26 posted on 07/01/2002 9:59:08 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
Another fine example of misplaced anger and priorities.

Reminds of the two cases here in the bay area, a missing girl, kidnapped (later her remains were recovered)and the guy that threw the womans dog into the traffic lanes.

Reward to find the kidnapper was set at about 50K

Reward for the dog tosser was set at 125K

People were more outraged about a stupid dog then a poor girl.

27 posted on 07/01/2002 9:59:14 AM PDT by Michael.SF.
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To: Texaggie79
I could see a cat doing this. Cats are evil.
28 posted on 07/01/2002 9:59:23 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: PsyOp
LOL
29 posted on 07/01/2002 10:00:31 AM PDT by Marine Inspector
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To: Texaggie79
"it is a bleak new symbol of despair "

If so, it is self-imposed despair. The world is full of possibilities, hope, goodness, and joy. If these people know nothing but despair, it is because they want it that way. They get no sympathy from me.

30 posted on 07/01/2002 10:00:41 AM PDT by Savage Beast
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
You are aware of mycathatesyou.com aren't you?
31 posted on 07/01/2002 10:00:55 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: heartwood
IMO, this photo is about as genuine as that of the toddler.
32 posted on 07/01/2002 10:01:12 AM PDT by Illbay
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To: Texaggie79
Don't cha just hate when you have to explain something so simple..........lol
33 posted on 07/01/2002 10:04:12 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Texaggie79
"It's getting worse," Israeli army lieutenant Archie Sighcoe told us. "Now we have to shoot all animals as well as women and children."

The Onion it ain't.

34 posted on 07/01/2002 10:04:57 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: Owl_Eagle
Man, I need to clean my monitor. I thought the tag at the end of your post said "Gnus before butter".

Although suicide gnus would be in the spirit of this thread. ;^)
35 posted on 07/01/2002 10:06:48 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Texaggie79
Until I see a cat lick its genitals and blow up I remain skeptical.
36 posted on 07/01/2002 10:07:03 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Texaggie79
I hate you Texas Aggie......just kidding.....Good one!
38 posted on 07/01/2002 10:10:02 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Michael.SF.
Remember the woman jogger who was killed by a Cougar in California several years ago? (It was a big story on Rush's TV show as I recall).

The cougar was hunted down and killed, and then it was discovered that she had left behind young kits.

Meanwhile the woman had left behind two children.

Someone set up a college fund for the kids, and at about the same time animal-lovers set up a fund to care for the two lion cubs. At one point--before Rush got hold of the story--the kids' college fund had a couple hundred in it, and the lion cubs' fund had collected over $50,000.

Rush's efforts paid off, but it took a nationwide broadcast to do anything.

39 posted on 07/01/2002 10:10:31 AM PDT by Illbay
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To: Texaggie79
The kitten has "cuter" eyes....
40 posted on 07/01/2002 10:11:05 AM PDT by antivenom
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