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THIS WILL TRULY MAKE YOU VOMIT BASEBALL-SIZED CHUNKS
from the internet ^ | 4-26-02 | Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/26/2002 6:07:57 PM PDT by doug from upland

I occasionally like to peruse the writings of the enemy on some sites that are taken seriously by some but are really comedy sites. They often evoke great bursts of laughter as one contemplates just how foolish some people can be. I checked out about 5 sites today, each for just a few minutes, and here is a really good example. I suspect that Sinkmaster must have appeared on TV somewhere.

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"I know there were a couple of running threads last night during the show. I purposely turned the puter off so I could devote my full attention to the show. Didn't turn it on afterwards as I thought I would 'sleep on it' and give my thoughts this morning.

It was the first time I had seen an intimate talk with this great man since the selection of 2000. It gave me chills. What a kind, thoughtful, intelligent human being. How regal he looked sitting there in a library setting. Once again, he was speaking right to me and me alone. The twinkle in his eye as he recalled his years in the White House. This is a man who should be so bitter. He is not. Investigation after illegal investigation and he still had so many fond memories. I was speechless. My wife, who is completely a-political, said during the commercial break that she so wished we had a President who could exude such intelligence again. Not a singe gaff, no fumbling around the english language trying to impress us with multi-syllable rhetoric. This man truly knows how the world works and truly cares. We are all his children and he sat there talking WITH me like he was my grandfather.

I truly miss this man.

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SOME ADDITONAL COMMENTS:

"He's a real class act." (that is an exceptional comment)

"Hard to express my thoughts
As I watched and listened to President Clinton, I felt a sense of calm come over me. I felt a sense of pride and my eyes filled with tears both of sadness and happiness. He is such a warm and caring person. I truly miss this man also."

"He is gracious, and he knows his place in history. He has as much respect for the American people and the people of the world as we/they have for him. He cares and always will."

"OMG, I thought I was the only one hanging on his every word during the show. It was like he was talking to each of us individually as he would a close friend. I don't care how many shirts he chased or how many times he supposedly lied about his sex life - I'd do the very same thing under oath or not if they start asking me about my private affairs..."

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Folks, this is why I want the truth known by everyone and rammed down their throats. We live in a parallel universe. The man they love is a brutal biting rapist and they claim he just made a little sex lie. He did unbelievable damage to the security of this nation. Everyone of these idiots cancels out one of our votes.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: clintonscandals; rapist; scumbag; sinkmaster; traitor
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To: Scott from the Left Coast; doug from upland

Here he is in a sea of droolers.
61 posted on 04/26/2002 9:00:57 PM PDT by Carolina
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To: Carolina
He appears to have his arm around one young "lady". Still pickin' 'em up I see. He couldn't be a rock star, so politics was probably his next best option.
62 posted on 04/26/2002 9:06:13 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: doug from upland
Like you, I'm familiar with the Starr Report details. All of the pundits on TV smashed the report, but the facts are facts. X-42 seriously compromised our nation's security while having sex ( and yes, it is "sexual relations") in the Oval Office.

Remember his talking to Lewinsky at 2:30 am on an insecured phone line. And who amond the world's spy agencies might have a tape of that conversation? For that breach of security alone, he should have forced to resign, it was so reckless. But then it was all about him wasn't it?

When you walk at Monticello or Mt. Vernon, or among the graves on Civil War battlefields, and think of the caliber of men this country has been blessed with since its founding, I can't believe that we had this dysfunctional alley catting hayseed as a President for eight years.

63 posted on 04/26/2002 9:07:45 PM PDT by exit82
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To: doug from upland
He is such a warm and caring person...He has nothing but contempt for everyone himself, especially those whom he manages to hoodwink into believing the he is "a warm and caring person" - I take some comfort in my belief that he is really laughing at these people behind their backs because he's demonstrated how foolish and intellectually inferior to himself they are......
64 posted on 04/26/2002 9:08:19 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: doug from upland
Chris Shays was on a radio show admitting that he knew Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick. He voted not to impeach after a private meeting in the White House and I think a continued job for his wife.

Oh, you know, he just did it "for the good of the Republic" /sarcasm. Nothing to do with 900 FBI files. I wonder what's in that "secret room"? Won't see it in my lifetime, I suppose. We're still waiting for JFK files to be "declassified". I was 6 years old then, I'm 43 now.

WJC will not be touched in his lifetime. And, he will live a long and prosperous life on this earth. Such is the way when you sell your soul to the Devil.

65 posted on 04/26/2002 9:09:04 PM PDT by FlyVet
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To: all
This should make you Clinton Kneepad Knights feel safe. He did such a good job protecting this nation, right?

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From Congressman Duncan Hunter:

Under the nuclear test ban, computers with extremely high computing speeds are needed to design nuclear weapons using mathematical modeling and computer simulation of nuclear explosions. In fact, the United States spends about a half a billion dollars a year for supercomputers to maintain and improve its own nuclear weapons stockpile. Countries such as China that do not have nuclear weaponry as advanced as ours, have an even greater need for supercomputers if they seek to develop new miniaturized warheads with higher yields.

During fiscal years 1996 and 1997 the Chinese imported 77 supercomputers from the United States under the relaxed supercomputer regime of the Clinton Administration. Most of these computers were exported to China without a U.S. government-issued export license. Computers that were between 2,000 and 7,000 MTOPS (millions of theoretical operations per second) in computing speed could be exported to China and other “Tier III countries” without a license if they were supposedly to be used for non-military and non-proliferation end-uses. Consequently, the United States government did not know the identity of the intended end-users or even that the export had taken place until after the export had occurred. Subsequently, the government found out that some of these supercomputers ended up in locations that were associated with the development of missile systems and other weaponry.

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Yep, what a great president. Are you Clinton fans immune to nuclear fallout?

66 posted on 04/26/2002 9:10:03 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Howlin
Yes, but he wasn't in it. It was a show that allegedly showed how the "West Wing" mirrored real life White House experiences.

They had one or two minute interviews with folks (mostly big names) that worked in the White House; then they showed highlight footage from their shows of the past that accentuated the points of the interviewees.

They had Betty Currie, Slick Willie, Begala, Jiminy Carter, Gerald Ford, Peggy Noonan, Ken Durbenstein, Leon Panetta, and others appear...they talked about working in the White House, getting their offices and furniture, mundane details, and the overwhelming 'burden of running the country'.

I was channel surfing and caught maybe 20 minutes of the hour special. I was somewhat surprised that FReepers didn't tune in as Clinton was there babbling away. We could have dissected about 10 more lies from his words that night. LOL!

67 posted on 04/26/2002 9:12:48 PM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: all
(I think this was from NewsMax)

Connecticut Rep. Chris Shays said on a talk radio show Wednesday that, based on secret evidence he reviewed during the impeachment controversy, he believes President Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick, not once, but twice.

Talk-show host Tom Scott of Clear Channel Broadcasting, New Haven (WELI 960) asked Shays about the mysterious impeachment "evidence room," prompting the GOP moderate to say that Broaddrick "disclosed that she had been raped, not once, but twice" to Judiciary Committee investigators.

Shays, who is often hailed by the New York Times for his independent judgment and good sense, found the evidence compelling:

"I believed that he had done it. I believed her that she had been raped 20 years ago. And it was vicious rapes, it was twice at the same event." Asked point blank if the president is a rapist, Shays said, "I would like not to say that it way. But the bottom line is that I believe that he did rape Broaddrick."

And Shays voted against impeachment!

68 posted on 04/26/2002 9:13:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: DeSoto; doug from upland
I agree about the title. In fact, I hate to bump it.
69 posted on 04/26/2002 9:15:19 PM PDT by Amelia
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To: all
Does this make you pukes cry when you see him? Isn't he just a wonderful man?

(from Capitol Hill Blue)
In 1972, a 22-year-old woman told campus police at Yale University that she was sexually assaulted by Clinton, who was a law student at the college. No charges were filed, but retired campus policemen contacted by Capitol Hill Blue confirmed the incident;

70 posted on 04/26/2002 9:17:24 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Fred Mertz
I was somewhat surprised that FReepers didn't tune in as Clinton was there babbling away.

I tuned in the first 5 minutes. May I bite my tounge, and say Clintoon managed to convey to the viewer, in a one minute soundbite, the enormity of sitting in the world's hottest hot-seat? He did. But, it's all in what you did with the seat, when you sat in it. He gets a grade F. West Wing is all about How Great Bill Clinton Is. Always has been, always will be, until the ratings go into the hamper.

71 posted on 04/26/2002 9:24:49 PM PDT by FlyVet
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To: all
Such a nice caring man?

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from CAPITOL HILL BLUE

Away from public eye, Bill Clinton is a violent, profane man who wants to "kill" his enemies

By DOUG THOMPSON

Away from the public eye and the vaunted White House spin machine, President Bill Clinton is a vulgar, vengeful man who believes in "killing" people try to hurt him, those who know Clinton best say.

White House staffers, Clinton confidants and others describe Clinton as "incredibly profane" and "an angry man who wants to inflict as much pain as possible on his enemies."

Former White House senior staff member George Stephanopoulos in his book, All Too Human, writes about Clinton's mishandling of the Somalia crisis and shows the depth of the President's violent emotions:

"'We're not inflicting pain on these f##kers,' Clinton said, softly at first. 'When people kill us, they should be killed in greater numbers.' Then, with his face reddening, his voice rising, and his fist pounding his thigh, he leaned into Tony [Lake], as if it was his fault. 'I believe in killing people who try to hurt you. And I can't believe we're being pushed around by these two-bit pricks.'"

Those who have known Clinton since his days in Arkansas say the quote is "vintage Bill."

"Only an idiot would buy the public persona of Bill Clinton," says Walter Erricson, a retired reporter who covered Clinton in his early political days in Arkansas. "He is an incredibly profane individual. He is now and always has been an angry man who wants to inflict as much pain as possible on his enemies."

White House staff members say Clinton curses like a sailor, has temper tantrums that cause people to back away from him and uses the word "kill" often to describe what he wants to do with his enemies.

"Once, when the House was finishing up its impeachment investigation, the President slammed his fist down on the table and said 'I'd like to kill all of these sons of bitches and just be done with it!' There was a long, painful period of silence until he regained his composure. Then everybody went on like it was never said," says one former White House staffer.

Samuel Wilson, a former political worker in Clinton's second campaign for governor, remembers the candidate encountering a critic at a campaign appearance in a small town. After the critic told Clinton he was nothing but a "two-bit politician" and then walked away, Clinton turned to a campaign aide and said "write down the name of that mother**cker. When I'm back in office, he's a dead man."

"I remember his look. It was cold," Wilson said. "I don't want to think he wanted to kill him literally, but I'm sure some sort of revenge was inflicted later on."

In fact, it was fear of what Attorney General Bill Clinton could do to her business that kept nursing home operator Juanita Broaddrick from reporting Clinton's rape of her 21 years ago in a Little Rock hotel room.

"Her fears were justified," says retired reporter Erricson. "Everybody knew Bill Clinton was a man who got even, any way he could."

Helen Shannon, who worked in the Arkansas Statehouse during Clinton's second term as governor, said the governor would personally order state contracts canceled when he got angry with people.

"The word would come down from the governor's office that somebody was off limits and we would cancel their contracts and put them on a 'don't use' list. It happened a lot," she says.

Shannon, who was dating a member of Clinton's staff, says Clinton would order audits of contracts and tell the Arkansas State Police to "turn up the heat" on somebody he didn't like.

"When Bill Clinton ran Arkansas, it was a police state," she says.

White House staff members tell similar stories. At one meeting, Clinton told staff members he wanted everyone in the Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr's office audited by the IRS.

"Several people in the meeting told the President he shouldn't do that," the staff member remember. "He slammed his fist down on the table and said: 'I can do any Goddamned thing I want. I'm President of the United States. I take care of my friends and I fuck with my enemies. That's the way it is. Anybody who doesn't like it can take a hike."

The White House did not return calls for comment.

72 posted on 04/26/2002 9:25:11 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: all
I apologize to all for not bleeping a four-letter word in the previous post. I missed it.
73 posted on 04/26/2002 9:26:09 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: matamoros
Hot stuff!! LOL!
74 posted on 04/26/2002 9:29:46 PM PDT by dennisw
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To: doug from upland
Doug, I take your points, but I've had a bit of an epiphany regarding all things Clinton. The real villain is Ken Starr.

Look, either we here are just a group of well-meaning folks who wrongly accused Clinton of major mega crimes against the US and the Constitution, in which case we ought to apologize to him, OR we are RIGHT about his crimes and he ought to be in prison. (I believe it is the latter.)

So what was the our proper remedy under the law? He should have been investigated by an honest prosecutor, who had unlimited time and money to do a proper and thorough investigation. In other words -- Ken Starr.

I now see, that these people can't be blamed for being loyal and fond of someone they voted for -- and defended -- against family, friends and co-workers. Ken Starr, in essence, vindicated THEM, by bringing no "serious" charges against Clinton.

Why didn't Starr exhume and re-autopsy Vince Foster, especially after the bombshell evidence by Patrick Knowlton? Why didn't he ask Linda Tripp a single question about Filegate -- the very scandal she had the most knowlege and expertise on?

I've come to realize that Clinton supporters have the right to say: "If he was so evil, how come Starr couldn't find anything more serious than lying about oral sex?" Keep in mind, that if not for Linda Tripp's tapes, and Monica saving the dress, KEN STARR WOULD HAVE CLEARED CLINTON OF EVERY AND ALL CHARGES. Think about that!

I've learned to direct my frustration and what's left of my rage at Ken Starr. Bill Clinton struts the world stage today because of him and him alone.

75 posted on 04/26/2002 9:36:02 PM PDT by berned
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To: doug from upland
Folks, this is why I want the truth known by everyone and rammed down their throats. We live in a parallel universe. The man they love is a brutal biting rapist and they claim he just made a little sex lie.

No, Clinton just surfs and types really, really fast.
76 posted on 04/26/2002 9:37:16 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: berned
To some extent I agree. We needed a pitbull like Joe DeGenova, not the meek and mild Ken Starr. Starr was afraid to do his job. In normal circumstances, he would have done fine. But in this case, he was up against the Clinton slime machine. He didn't know how to handle it. They did an OJ on him. I've had numerous discussions with Dave Schippers. The crimes were there to be prosecuted. Pansies like Trent Lott were worried about political consequences and were afraid to do the right thing. The funny this is, had they done the right thing, they would have crippled the RAT party for at least a decade.
77 posted on 04/26/2002 9:45:08 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Now, watch Starr go tooth and nail after Bill Gates for the horrific crime of making too good of a mousetrap. HIM, Starr will crucify! :-)

Now Doug, a personal question... did you grow up listening to the work of Alan Sherman? I've enjoyed your parodies here for years -- was Sherman your influence, or more like Weird Al Yankovich?

78 posted on 04/26/2002 9:52:13 PM PDT by berned
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To: doug from upland
Blowing Chunks BTTT
79 posted on 04/26/2002 9:54:18 PM PDT by hattend
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To: berned
I remember hearing Sherman as a kid and actually have written about 60 or so tunes to CAMP GRENADA (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah). More influence, however, came from Weird Al and things I heard from Limbaugh.

I hope soon you will actually hear some of the parodies on a CD. That is a project of FReeper gonzo and will hopefully be a FreeRepublic fundraiser.

80 posted on 04/26/2002 10:06:28 PM PDT by doug from upland
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