Now, watch Starr go tooth and nail after Bill Gates for the horrific crime of making too good of a mousetrap. HIM, Starr will crucify! :-)
Now Doug, a personal question... did you grow up listening to the work of Alan Sherman? I've enjoyed your parodies here for years -- was Sherman your influence, or more like Weird Al Yankovich?
I remember hearing Sherman as a kid and actually have written about 60 or so tunes to CAMP GRENADA (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah). More influence, however, came from Weird Al and things I heard from Limbaugh.
I hope soon you will actually hear some of the parodies on a CD. That is a project of FReeper gonzo and will hopefully be a FreeRepublic fundraiser.