[Charles Henrickson]

It is my hope that as you sing this salute to Ol' Crusty, you will say to yourself, "I feel your paean."

Let this site stand forever as a shrine devoted to the appreciation of America's favorite fashion statement. Here you may post your photos, your poems, and other tributes to the Woman in Black. Here you may share those special moments and misty water-colored memories. Here you may look, and wonder, and raise your hands to your face and say . . .

"MY EYES! MY EYES!"

[Charles Henrickson]

(Image from SteveinOhio)

Top Ten Names for Hillary's Black Pantsuit

10. Pantsuit of Color
9. Second-hand Rosie
8. Pajama big Load-in
7. Al-Waeda
6. Pretty in Ink
5. P.U.B.O.
4. The Varmint's Garments
3. Smellary!
2. It Takes Acrylic

And the # 1 name--the winner and still champion:

1. Ol' Crusty

[f.Christian]

Crusty...what Castro--lenin--hitler would wear---if they were the 1st female president of america...battle-ax fatigues!

[Charles Henrickson]

(Image by Billie)

Woman's Wear Daily

[evolved_rage]

That pantsuit makes her the Miss Havisham of the White House.

[Charles Henrickson]

(Image by Registered)

Skanky and Lacy

(or, The Parkridge Family)

[Charles Henrickson]

(Image by stainlessbanner)

Ode(r) To 'Ole Crusty'

You've been with me through thick and thicker.
You make me look like a city slicker.
You've stood by me while others have fainted.
First time I saw you, said, "Let's get acquainted!"
I may not be svelte, I may not be busty,
But I'm lookin' good when I'm wearing "Ole Crusty"!

[Charles Henrickson]

Frosty frump bump.

[Harrison Bergeron]

My theory has always been that Ol' Krusty is custom made body armor. I tried google searching the topic a year or so ago and found an Italian fashion designer who made his fortune in creating custom order gowns with kevlar and strategically located plate linings. The prices on those things was in the low six figures, so I figured it would be more practical to make such clothing in re-wearable form - the pant suit. Funny thing though, after I posted the results to my searches last year, they disappeared.

[lawgirl]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[twyn1]

I'd give this song two thumbs up -- but now I'll have that stupid "frosty" tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day--aaarrggh !

[b4its2late]

Good job Charles........ LOL! It's worth a NY bump!

[deadhead]

LOL....This is sooooo funny!

[restornu]

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT

[JulieRNR21]

Hissssssssssss.....Old Crusty is my favorite suit......Black is slimy....you know, you know....I mean slimming.....Hisssssssssss!

[wingnuts'nbolts]

This pathetic blob of whatever, should be ignored into nonexistence. She wears that black body armour because her ankles and legs are a joke and her hips and behind so overwhelming that she is minimalizing herself. If it only worked!

[Pablo64]

Ya know...posts like these are kind of like really bad road kill. You tell yourself "don't look, it's too gross", but you just can't help yourself. You try to scan on down the list of latest posts but somehow that little morbid part of your brain gains control of your hand...the mouse clicks....and....AAAUUUUGGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!

[mountaineer]

*snif* Just beautiful. Thank you for sharing your lyrical talent. You're another Ira Gershwin or Paul McCartney or one of that lot!

[BlackElk]

Bump.

[The Mayor]

Oh well she's not in her regular suit, or is it?

[Dutchy]

A Slick Hillery bump.....