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Ode(r) To 'Ole Crusty'
You've been with me through thick and thicker.
You make me look like a city slicker.
You've stood by me while others have fainted.
First time I saw you, said, "Let's get acquainted!"
I may not be svelte, I may not be busty,
But I'm lookin' good when I'm wearing "Ole Crusty"!