"Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black

March 24, 2002 | Charlie Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
(To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

Charlie Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

It is my hope that as you sing this salute to Ol' Crusty, you will say to yourself, "I feel your paean."

Let this site stand forever as a shrine devoted to the appreciation of America's favorite fashion statement. Here you may post your photos, your poems, and other tributes to the Woman in Black. Here you may share those special moments and misty water-colored memories. Here you may look, and wonder, and raise your hands to your face and say . . .

"MY EYES! MY EYES!"

[Charles Henrickson]

(Image from SteveinOhio)

Top Ten Names for Hillary's Black Pantsuit

10. Pantsuit of Color
9. Second-hand Rosie
8. Pajama big Load-in
7. Al-Waeda
6. Pretty in Ink
5. P.U.B.O.
4. The Varmint's Garments
3. Smellary!
2. It Takes Acrylic

And the # 1 name--the winner and still champion:

1. Ol' Crusty

[f.Christian]

Crusty...what Castro--lenin--hitler would wear---if they were the 1st female president of america...battle-ax fatigues!

[Charles Henrickson]

(Image by Billie)

Woman's Wear Daily

[hoosiermama]

Check this out!

[evolved_rage]

That pantsuit makes her the Miss Havisham of the White House.

[Charles Henrickson]

(Image by Registered)

Skanky and Lacy

(or, The Parkridge Family)

[hoosiermama]

Have a laugh!

[Charles Henrickson]

(Image by stainlessbanner)

Ode(r) To 'Ole Crusty'

You've been with me through thick and thicker.
You make me look like a city slicker.
You've stood by me while others have fainted.
First time I saw you, said, "Let's get acquainted!"
I may not be svelte, I may not be busty,
But I'm lookin' good when I'm wearing "Ole Crusty"!

[Charles Henrickson]

Frosty frump bump.

[Reactionary]

Hahaha!

Whee!

[Harrison Bergeron]

My theory has always been that Ol' Krusty is custom made body armor. I tried google searching the topic a year or so ago and found an Italian fashion designer who made his fortune in creating custom order gowns with kevlar and strategically located plate linings. The prices on those things was in the low six figures, so I figured it would be more practical to make such clothing in re-wearable form - the pant suit. Funny thing though, after I posted the results to my searches last year, they disappeared.

[lawgirl]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[Howlin]

[Charles Henrickson]

My theory has always been that Ol' Krusty is custom made body armor.

"Mail" order?

[Miss Marple]

How considerate of them to provide the label.

[twyn1]

I'd give this song two thumbs up -- but now I'll have that stupid "frosty" tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day--aaarrggh !

[b4its2late]

Good job Charles........ LOL! It's worth a NY bump!

[lawgirl]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I bet that's the furthest Hitlery comes out of the closet!

[Neets]

ROTFLMAOPIMP BTT~~~~~~~~~