Black VIII: "FRiends of Slick Willie" (FOB's Beware! McLowlife's Future Ain't Worth a Plug Nickle!!)

The Dark, Dreary MudCave.....Sixteen Months from the Dreaded Four-Oh!! ^ | 9 February 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"

T-Mac's Sordid Past!!

McLowlife's "Global Crossing" Scandal!!"

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"USO Canteen's "Toast to Miliatiaman7"

Great job on the thread, S.B., and great job on the Life--so far--my good FRiend, M7...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"That about explains why Dashcle isn't so popular. His job performance stinks."

Plus, he's annoying as all get out!! Every time I see him speak, I just wanna headbutt the snot outta him!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Prison Drone"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")

Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!

You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!

Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you sold yer soul, Mr. Horny, just to get...juiced in it!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!

Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with sick ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!!
Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!

Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin', them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!

(Sweet harp to fade)

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Operation SST...PROCEEDING PER SCHEDULE!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!!

[sultan88]

Beautiful, just beautiful!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks for the link...I might just have the make the "VA Beach Half-Marathon" a Summer Goal!! But it's soooo durned HOT out there...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Gracias, mi amigo...how was the Doc's visit?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I feel like a li'l Dylan today...

"Masterful Whore!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)

**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")

Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!

Slick has never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!

Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!

Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!

Slick's now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To heed the Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!

How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, Right's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, you FOOL!!

Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!

Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
Plant a flower o'er yer head!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 02/10/2001 20:20:51 PST by Mudboy Slim
(DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Why Broadcast Journalism is Unneccesary and Illegitimate!!"

"Journalism has a symbiotic relation with liberal Democrat politicians, journalists and liberal politicians are interchangable parts."

I have a theory as to why this is the case...a National Medyuh needs a National Audience which is interested in keeping up with National Issues and National Solutions to those issues. If more Power was devolved to the States, how many folks are gonna be interested in watching news about Nebraska's legislative agendas in improving access to a quality K-12 Education? No, the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd is inextricably linked to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan...until the Consumer demands otherwise!!

"Liberals never take issue with the perspective of journalism, so liberal politicians and journalists are interchangable parts."

Yep...

"The FCC compromises my ability to compete in the marketplace of ideas by giving preferential access addresses to broadcasters, thus advantaging its licensees over me."

You know what would DESTROY the Left's hold on the Networks?! Instead of giving them FRee access to the airwaves, they ought to have to bid on those rights--that is, ABCCBSNBC--on a rotating basis every five-six years or so. We could use the proceeds--valued at multi-$Billions--to decrease taxes on individuals and corporations, and eventually the weak step-sisters like CBS would be forced to balance their coverage or lose so much audience share that they would be bought out by a more savvy (read, Conservative) investor group who sees what an undervalued corporation they have become due to their slavish devotion to Socialist Ideology!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ted Williams Dead at 83!!"

He will be missed...MUD

[goldilucky]

He's that kind of person that acts like such a little snot that somebody needs to knock the shit out of him.

[Mudboy Slim]

I just can't tolerate folks who can look me in the eye and lie through their teeth!! D'asshole's arrogance demeans all to whom it projects his Deconstructions of the Truth...does he really think we are too stoooopid to see beyond his forked tongue?! Reckon he probably does, then again, he's just some Munchkin DOLT from South Dakota!!

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

I cannot tolerate officals who lie to me either. Kind of like what took place yesterday at the LAX airport. The FBI and the city mayor are still treating this as an "isolated incident". This was a terrorist attack and it will happen again. The city mayor has the gall to say that "there are too many guns out here." He should be removed from office.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kind of like what took place yesterday at the LAX airport. The FBI and the city mayor are still treating this as an "isolated incident".

But do you think they really believe that? They're being politically correct so as to avoid accusations of profiling...I'll betcha they're asking this guys friends/family/coworkers about the Taliban and al Queda.

FReegards...MUD

[Tailback]

Back when I was in the Regular Army out of all the hundreds of guys I got to know well it was the upstate New Yorkers and rural Pennsylvanians that I always seemed to get along with best. I had real good buddys from Oneonta (Jim Benjamin)and Rochester NY (Steve Noyes) and outside of Philly (Michael Gilligan) and Oceola Mills (Greg Turner) PA.

[sultan88]

"Ted Williams Dead at 83!!" He will be missed...MUD

The Spledndid Splinter, Teddy Ballgame is gone. Another hero passes on. Ted Williams was the purest hitter in the history of the Game. If he hadn't missed five full seasons serving his country, he could have set records that would be untouchable by the steroid-induced behemoths of today (e.g. Barry Bonds).

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL! Thanks Mud.

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

a National Medyuh needs a National Audience which is interested in keeping up with National Issues and National Solutions to those issues.

Hmmm. Part of the manic drive for simple, one-size-fits-all "solutions" (and don't bother us with the details, like it might sound reasonable in NYC and LA but is hopelessly out of touch in Wyoming).

[goldilucky]

PC is right regarding their intentions to dispel information to the public! I'm beginning to think they believe their own lies on this one.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...it might sound reasonable in NYC and LA but is hopelessly out of touch in Wyoming."

Actually, it's worse than even that...for instance, if Socialized Medicine (aka single-payer) is such a stupendous idea, how come not one single state has instituted it?! If NooYawk is Socialist enuff to elect the HildaBeast as Senator, they're certainly Socialist enuff to implement Socialized Medicine on a State-wide basis. And since it is such a superior concept, I'm sure folks would be rushing to live in NooYawk instead of continue to move their Lib'ral politics increasingly into our southern states.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Gallup Stunner: Majority of Americans Hold Osama bil Clinton Responsible for Corporate Corruption!!"

The Truth is gettin' to the Sheeple...somehow or another.

FReegards...MUD