Black VIII: "FRiends of Slick Willie" (FOB's Beware! McLowlife's Future Ain't Worth a Plug Nickle!!)

The Dark, Dreary MudCave.....Sixteen Months from the Dreaded Four-Oh!! ^ | 9 February 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"

T-Mac's Sordid Past!!

McLowlife's "Global Crossing" Scandal!!"

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

[sultan88]

"...my "'68-'69 Rock'n'RollRelix Phase"..."

WOW. Just bookmarked it. Those are my era songs. When are you gonna do "On the EIB Microphone" to the tune of "Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show?

"Can't make a Noise,
till I get my Voice,
On the EIB Microphone."

Hope the recovery's coming along as planned, my FRiend, we need you back on the front lines.

I will be in the Capitol City tomorrow getting the surgeon to look at it and take out the stitches, etc.

[Mudboy Slim]

Backatcha, A-G...BTW, when's the next book coming out?! Any way you can move Clinton's Campaign Finance Abuse crimes further up the queue?! Either that or ChinaGate.

FReegards...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

...."I am...therefore, I FReep!!".........

Amen Mud.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I will be in the Capitol City tomorrow getting the surgeon to look at it and take out the stitches, etc."

I'll FReepMail you my page number...give me a buzz tomorrow and I'll run up to MCV and give you this Dr. Hook CD and lend you this "'69-'69 RockandRoll Relix" CD to copy. That thread is especially fun when you've got all the music right on hand.

Utmost FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I am...therefore, I FReep!!"

You are the coolest, S.B., that's the theme of the whole song...you nailed it!! WE FReep 'cuz we sincerely believe it really does make a difference!! Otherwise, why waste the invaluable TIME?! Keep the Canteen afloat, my FRiend...you are most certainly making a difference!!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

[Alamo-Girl]

I have a bunch of stuff near ready to go, but each one requires dough - thus time - before I can publish. The material will never be a big seller because it is dull reading and Clinton is not a current threat. (whew!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Clinton is not a current threat."

Ohhh, my FRiend, I couldn't disagree with you more!! Every day BillzaBubba walks this Earth as a FRee man, it threatens the very moral foundations on which this Country was born!! Any further assistance on your part to elucidate these realities to the Sheeple would be most greatly appreciated!!!!

Plus, we surely don't wanna have to deal with the HildaBeast in about six years, do we?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I use throughout [The Road to Serfdom, first published in 1944] the term "liberal" in the original, nineteenth-century sense in which it is still current in Britain. In current American usage it often means very nearly the opposite of this. It has been part of the camouflage of leftish movements in [America], helped by the muddleheadedness of many who really believe in liberty, that "liberal" has come to mean the advocacy of almost every kind of government control. I am still puzzled why those in the United States who really believe in liberty should not only have allowed the left to appropriate this almost indispensable term but should even have assisted by beginning to use it themselves as a term of opprobrium . . ."

F.A. Hayek, 1956

Thanks fer the quote, c_I_c...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"John Edwards (NC-RAT) Launches Presidential Bid fer 2004!!"

Shall we FReep our neighbor to the South incessantly?! Yes, I believe we will!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh Defends His Record as Private Businessman"

The RATS are gettin' desperate...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The RATS Horrific Performance Under D'asshole's Leadership!!"

Damning...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RNC's Expose of D'asshole's Horrific Record as Senate Majority Leader!!"

I smell BLOWOUT in November, my FRiends!!

FReegards...MUD

[backhoe]

A "Good Lord willin'" bttt... is Arator still around here?

[Mudboy Slim]

"...is Arator still around here?"

I don't know...if he is, I hope he replies...MUD

[Alamo-Girl]

Point taken! Thank you!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Obviously, I am preachin' to the Choir...yer contributions to FR.com were one of the first signs I saw of the Power inherent in the Internet, and I'd just like to read more.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The material will never be a big seller because it is dull reading..."

Have you considered color illustrations of DerSchleekFollies...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please!!"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'd do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalkin' down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
He sent me here with his FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

"In the past year, Senator Daschle has a job performance rating of 23.8 percent."

That about explains why Dashcle isn't so popular. His job performance stinks.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Happy Birthday, America!!"

"Americans are also passionately idealistic. We know how truly rare, how truly precious this gem we call freedom is in this world today. And we're willing to die for it. The blessings of freedom we enjoy were earned on the battlefield, the hard-won fruit of untold sacrifices our servicemen were willing to make. They fought, they bled, they died for us. Without them, today there would be nothing to celebrate.
Americans are also incurable optimists. In America, buoyancy is innate, an integral part of the fabric of life. It's inherent in our culture, our music. It's why we prodigiously plan for the future. It's why we're the richest nation on earth."

"In America, we never say die."

Thanks fer continuin' to put in yer two cents, my FRiend...MUD