Black VIII: "FRiends of Slick Willie" (FOB's Beware! McLowlife's Future Ain't Worth a Plug Nickle!!)

The Dark, Dreary MudCave.....Sixteen Months from the Dreaded Four-Oh!! ^ | 9 February 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"

T-Mac's Sordid Past!!

McLowlife's "Global Crossing" Scandal!!"

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!

Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Cobra64]

I'm not complaining. I agree but Im gettin tired; since I was espousing my opinions on another thread which some folks will percieve that I'm too Conservative and stupid because I was raised in PA, met my wife as a college guy in CO, and raised our kids in NY. Most everyone thinks that New York people live in bombed out bunkers. We live in farm land, not too far from West Point Military Academy. Collin Powell graduated from West Point. The Left Coast have never bothered to considered that aside from the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO.

[sultan88]

"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

I really like this rendition! To be consistent with the rest of the lyrics, maybe the title shouldn't have FR in it, but instead be replaced with the common Fr because a FRiend of Slick Willie is an oxymoron.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is Osama bin Laden Dead?!"

"A CIA unmanned Predator spy plane fired two Hellfire anti-tank missiles at a group of people who had gathered near a truck last Monday. U.S. officials said one member of the group was a tall man dressed in white robes who was surrounded by security guards and others being deferential to him. He bore some resemblance to the 6-foot-6 bin Laden, officials said. But Myers and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said they don't know if the man was bin Laden - although they could not rule it out."

Here's hopin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (mad song)"
(To be sung to Otis Redding's "Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (sad song))

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa...FReepers!!
(Gotta get) Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah...MAD!!

I been singin' these Clinton songs, y'all...
'Cuz Ol' Slick's a Chi-Com 'Ho!!
I keep singin' these Justice songs, y'all...
'Cuz Sheeple have got to know!!

(We) Must stand against Tyranny, that's Right!!
Slick has been committin' TREASONOUS crimes!
Now's time to start...Right must make their move...
Yes, we must Re-Impeach, Convict, then Imprison that fool!!

'Cuz Slick's Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...he'll learn...
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...now...

Half Slick's term, I been FReepin' Clinton songs...
Tryin' to get Right's message to you.
We need to Right Left's Wrongs [y'ALL] we must FReep!!
The Medyuh won't do it, but we'll spread the Truth!

Lib'rals are Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
They'll learn...

It's a Justice song, y'all!!
Face the music, Bubba...
You're just a liar, boy...
We'll stop your whorin', Willie!!
Left's got to get the message...
To stop messin' with us!!
Keep FReedom alive, FReepers...
Keep FReedom alive...help me!!

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
Our turn...
Left's Power we'll overturn...
FReedom must be earned!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
It's Justice Time...
Get Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-MAD!!
Let's do what's Right!!

FReegards...MUD

36 Posted on 06/20/2000 21:48:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

Nothing matters if we don't Stop Shays-Meehan

[yankhater]

I am torn over whether to continue the attack on the Cintonistas. The liberals are better educated in the communication "arts" than we. They control the arena and have the home team goal on each end of the field, while we wear ourselves out between the 30 yard lines.

The only thing that seems to frighten Clinton is obscurity. I think if his administration was called to task for their high treasons, the media would delight in raising Bubba on the cross of the "vast right wing" and slowly spin us up in our cocoons again. But I repeat myself.

Verily, Yankhater

P.S. I really despise the scumbag!!

[sultan88]

Link to see who gave to whom.

[Mudboy Slim]

Mia T's "History Won't Spin Fer Clinton, the EX-Traitor-in-Chief"

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

Note to self:

Don't ever watch C-SPAN again, Sultan. The stupidity of the callers will infuriate you and that is not good for your weak heart.

[Mudboy Slim]

"We'll Know Sweet Justice"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")

The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!!
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.

Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?!
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!

We know El Rushbo knows...
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!

Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!!
Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!

Ignore the RINOs...word is they're not too brave.
They're lasses that hide from conflict...they waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots lead again!!!

We know Rush Limbaugh knows...
We know George Dubyuh knows...
FReepers show the Country how...
Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...like it or not, Justice for the Guilty in the previous Administration will be an underlying theme in the November '02 Elections, so the GOP oughtta get itself out front of the Parade!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I agree but I'm gettin tired; since I was espousing my opinions on another thread which some folks will percieve that I'm too Conservative and stupid because I was raised in PA, met my wife as a college guy in CO, and raised our kids in NY. Most everyone thinks that New York people live in bombed out bunkers. We live in farm land, not too far from West Point Military Academy."

Anybody who makes the argument that Conservatives are stupid ain't playin' with a full deck, IMHO. Conservatism requires an intellectual discipline that emotion-based Lib'rals will never understand. As for yer being a NooYawkConservative, I feel yer pain...LOL!! How any State could be so lame as to elect the Socialist dimwit, HildaBeast, fer Senator is beyond my comprehension...New Yorkers ought to take a close look at how much they pay into the Federal Leviathan in exchange fer what they get back and GET A CLUE!! If NooYawkers think Socialized Medicine and Guv'ment-financed Daycare, etal, are such good ideas, why don't the Leftists set up their own State programs and quit trying to foist their Collectivist scams on the rest of America?! Y'all would at least get a lot better return on yer tax dollar that way.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...maybe the title shouldn't have FR in it, but instead be replaced with the common Fr because a FRiend of Slick Willie is an oxymoron."

I went back and forth on that, and in hindsight, you are Right and I wuz WRONG!! Consider it changed fer the CD version.

Lookin' forward to lunch on Friday, my FRiend...MUD

BTW...you gonna be able to make it, jla?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stop Shays-Meehan!!"

I agree 100%!! Campaign Finance Reform has become nothing but an Incumbent Protection Act and goes against the very heart of the First Amendment!! I hear rumors that Dubyuh has pledged to sign it if it comes to his desk, but I believe he'll AT LEAST veto it once so as to renegotiate some of its provisions. So much of it is so blatantly-UNconstitutional that the DoJ ought to make the case that there is no way the POTUS will sign it without revising it and that'll take it until next year or longer to get back through the House and Senate and by then, hopefully, some of these spineless RINOs will be beyond the EnronFearFactor.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I am torn over whether to continue the attack on the Cintonistas. The liberals are better educated in the communication "arts" than we. They control the arena and have the home team goal on each end of the field, while we wear ourselves out between the 30 yard lines."

IMHO, if you think the battle over holding Clinton and his Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators accountable fer their crimes is based on political strategy, I think you are missing the point, my FRiend. Major felonies were committed, and the rampant Abuse of Power by the Executive Branch--the branch of government charged with executing the Laws Legislated by Congress--was nothing short of Tyrannical!! To allow those crimes to go unpunished will be to condone a precedent for future Presidents--not all of whom who'll be as honorable as Dubyuh--to meet and exceed. Exacting Justice upon the Criminals in the Clinton Administration is Non-Negotiable on Principle, IMHO!!

"The only thing that seems to frighten Clinton is obscurity. I think if his administration was called to task for their high treasons, the media would delight in raising Bubba on the cross of the "vast right wing" and slowly spin us up in our cocoons again."

LOL...Clinton ain't going away, my FRiend. If the Right were to ignore his crimes, it'd just give him and his sycophantic supporters the ammo to say that "No Crimes were ever committed and Willie Jeff was simply unfairly targeted by a VRWC!!" You and I both know that's absolute horse$#!+, but until Bill Clinton is CONVICTED and IMPRISONED, that'll be the Left's rote answer.

And as for the Power of the Leftist Medyuh...obviously, they proved that they can stall Justice by ignoring Clinton's Most Serious Crimes--ie, Rape, Conspiracy to Commit Murder, Abuse of Power, and TREASON--for eight years, but they did so at the cost of quite a bit of credibility. Are they willing to continue to prostitute their integrity for a Powerless Thug once again?! Perhaps, but the Right's developed other ways to get the truth out (Talk Radio, the Internet, and even some Cable TeeVee) and many of us Sheeple are wise to their ways. Of course, the Leftists will attempt to spin Slick outta paying for their crimes, but I'm sincerely convinced they will fail!!

"P.S. I really despise the scumbag!!"

You and me both...and we shouldn't be too quick to minimize the benefit of Slick's being an extremely-LOATHEABLE figurehead for DemonRAT Collectivism... Bill Clinton just oozes corruption and fraud and contemptibility, and he's the very best the Left's got to offer...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't ever watch C-SPAN again, Sultan. The stupidity of the callers will infuriate you..."

CSPAN call-in shows are worthless, IMHO...MUD

[Victoria Delsoul]

Thank you, Mud!

Bump.

[jla]

BTW...you gonna be able to make it, jla?

Sure, but it'd be a lot easier on me if I knew where & when. *L*

By the way, I see the 1/2 cent sales tax is going to go to a full state senate vote.
Damn Keynesians just never learn.

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, Senorita Delsoul...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I see the 1/2 cent sales tax is going to go to a full state senate vote."

Reckon the VA GOP ain't too excited about retaining their majority if they're gonna eschew Fiscal Conservatism...SHEEESH!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Sultan's calling the shots fer Friday so I'll get up with you once I know something.