Former First Dog, Buddy, Dead

NBC Early Morning

[leadpenny]

NBC just reported that Buddy was hit by a car last night some 200 feet from the Chappaqua home.

[jjbrouwer]

Slightly ironic:

[peabers]

With all the foot and vehicular traffic in NYC, why can't someone nudge Hillary into the path of a delivery truck.

[leadpenny]

I have a feeling that when ken5050 is up and around, we are going to get the who, what, where, when and maybe why of this story.

[Physicist]

A clear case of Barkencide.

[mewzilla]

It's a pity that the Toons didn't take as much care with Buddy as they did with all the items they looted from the WH. I'm sure that house must have an alarm system. Too bad they couldn't have bothered with an invisible fence. And I still wonder just how "not at home" the Toons were.

[SunnyUsa]

"With all the foot and vehicular traffic in NYC"

the COW doesn't walk, seen her trunk lately?

JJ.....Dead BOLT buddy, good find! LOL

[Jaidyn]

I wonder what the dog knew? Was Buddy part of a conspiracy? Maybe there were a bunch of little bundles of Buddy lookalikes roaming the neighborhood and Hillary couldn't stand the competition.

[mewzilla]

Well, we'll know if Hilliary decides to run for prez. They'll get a new sacrifical pet or two right before campaign season starts.

[Corporate Law]

I am so suspicious of the clintons, that I bet right now they are meeting with PR people to spin this into some wonderful legacy building moment!

No reason to be suspicious, this is exactly what is going on this morning. Certainly all the sycophants got their marching orders to hit the morning shows to tell how devastated Bubba is this morning, Peter Jennings will probably go on as to how Spot and Barney showed no grief upon hearing the news, and E.T. (or as Bobcat Goldthwait called it "People Magazine for the illiterate") will run a retrospective. Sure it sounds sarcastic, but would we all be really surprised if it is true??? ;-)

[peabers]

the COW doesn't walk, seen her trunk lately?

That, and "Crusty" the cotton/polyester turned kevlar black pantsuit would probably make her invincible.

[peabers]

BTW, more peaber droppings at chitty chat for you both.

[Always Right]

I wonder if there will be a disputed autopsy ala Ron Brown....

I heard there were no witnesses which is unbelievable for that part of town. The body was apparantly moved and there were blood stains found in Buddy's office. The damage done to Buddy's body are not consistant with the single-car theory the FBI is trying to push. Buddy's links to the Big Book industry are very suspicious. There is much more to this story than is being reported.

[farmguy]

Since when do those two climb into the same bed at the same time?
Sometimes... when they are dating the same woman

[StarFan]

I don't think any Clinton was in residence... Have they ever been? So much concern over security for a ghost house.

[ken5050]

"Buddy was struck and killed by a 1969 Ford Grand Torino driven by Agnes McGillicudy, a 74 year old retired cafeteria worker who was driving to the pharmacy to pick up her prescription medicine, after her HBO refused to honor her claim. However, the real tragedy ocured after the accident, when a school bus carrying the Greely HS football team, (the same team that gained notoriety for celebrating at a party this summer with a stripper)passed by, saw Buddy dead in the street, and in a fit of collective rage, overturned her car, dragged her out, and hung her from the nearby telephone pole......Parents of the teens have not been available for comment

[michigander]

Clinton Trips in Game With Dog

[Inge_CAV]

"Arcaninecide

That is a good one! : )

[freedomson]

Doesn't Beelzabubba have the ability to re-animate the dog?

[Rooper]

Think this is connected to Vince foster, China and Somalia?

[steve-b]

I hope an honest camera operator is there to catch the "Ron Brown Moment" at the Buddy-funeral photo op.