[ken5050]

"Buddy was struck and killed by a 1969 Ford Grand Torino driven by Agnes McGillicudy, a 74 year old retired cafeteria worker who was driving to the pharmacy to pick up her prescription medicine, after her HBO refused to honor her claim. However, the real tragedy ocured after the accident, when a school bus carrying the Greely HS football team, (the same team that gained notoriety for celebrating at a party this summer with a stripper)passed by, saw Buddy dead in the street, and in a fit of collective rage, overturned her car, dragged her out, and hung her from the nearby telephone pole......Parents of the teens have not been available for comment

[leadpenny]

....and in a fit of collective rage, overturned her car, dragged her out, and hung her from the nearby telephone pole.....

Wait a minute. You were going to be the anchor in this storm. I've been called gullable, but this is too much. Have you checked the medicine you're taking for the flu?(:-|)