Biden explains why he advises men to marry into families with '5 or more daughters'

Just the News ^ | May 21, 2024 2:52pm Updated: May 21, 2024 3:01pm | Nicholas Ballasy

[I_be_tc]

I am the youngest of 10 girls in my family (along with 4 boys) and this is a new one on me! What a freak! Although my hubby always complains that when he came along, he had to settle for the runt of the family. Married me anyhow. I have explained to him that they saved the best for last.

[MV=PY]

Joe is astute.

Maximize your showers!

[CommerceComet]

If Brandon keeps running his mouth, his job approval rating will match his approval rating among his sisters-in-law at 1 in 5.

[mware]

This ought to be good. Think Ill read the article.

[fullchroma]

My take is that most of Dr. Jill’s sisters do not like Joe Biden at any given time.

[Cold_Red_Steel]

Jeez, at first I thought this was satire...

[Cold_Red_Steel]

Doesn’t Joe know that most men dont have sex with their daughters and stepdaughters?

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Or Sister-in-laws, unless you’re in the Creepy Joe Clan!

[MinorityRepublican]

How many families these days have five children, much less five daughters?

The Amish.

[Omnivore-Dan]

Now he tells me! I married into a family with only 4 daughters! Oh no! Where’s my lawyer? Seriously, What he’s really saying is that maybe he’ll get 1 in 5. Probably the same with votes, unless they cheat again, and we know they’ll try.

[TigerClaws]

Coverup regarding death of Biden’s first wife and daughter?

https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/read/62889420/new-look-into-neilia-bidens-death

Other driver was NOT drunk:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/driver-in-biden-crash-wanted-name-cleared/

[TexasGator]

“How many families these days have five children, much less five daughters?”

My wife has five sisters and three brothers!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Yeah, I know it happens, but not often enough for Biden to make it a general rule of life for young single men.

[Tennessee Nana]

which wife ???

[Fai Mao]

Pervert going to be perverts

[Sirius Lee]

What the hell is he even talking about? Geez!

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[ExSES]

I had a coworker who married each of 3 sisters, starting with the oldest on down... The younger Sisters never believed their older sibling when they told the family that he was a loser as a husband! Each of the marriages lasted 5-7 years. He finally wound up alone which we all agreed he should have stayed.

Needless to say, his antics were widely known in the organization and provided countless hours of humorous discussions at gatherings after hours at meetings...

[beethovenfan]

And make sure you shower with them.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“ He really is insane.”

He’s been a full-fledged psychotic since the day he was born.

[grey_whiskers]

“If you’re not with, the one you love, baby, love the one you’re with.”