[McGruff]

Nothing to see here folks, move along.

[EvilCapitalist]

Uh-huh. /sarc

[PGR88]

Ukraine’s “spymaster” said the same thing.

[ConservativeMind]

Both sides vaxxed him!

[Paladin2]

Poisoning by organic compounds?

[ConjunctionJunction]

We investigated ourselves and found ourselves innocent of any wrongdoing!

[bray]

Sounds like America has killed more dissidents than Russia?

[EEGator]

Did anyone ask Seth Rich what he thought?

[thegagline]

Many Russian dissidents die from the natural cause called “gravity.”

The other “natural” cause of death is by Polonium 210 which has the added benefit of being gluten free, carbon neutral, and vegan.

[MrBambaLaMamba]

Well then, case closed.

[jacknhoo]

We do it all the time too:

Vince Foster committed suicide:

https://www.archives.gov/files/research/kavanaugh/releases/docid-70105802.pdf

And:

Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide:

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/jeffrey-epsteins-suicide-proof-a-cover-up-by-us-officials-claims-brother-report-4830517/amp/1

And:

Former UN General Assembly president John Ashe who was awaiting trial in $1million corruption scandal died in weightlifting accident after barbell dropped on his neck
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3657528/amp/Former-General-Assembly-president-died-weightlifting-accident.html

And:

Death of Clinton aide tied to Jeffrey Epstein ruled suicide

https://nypost.com/2023/02/22/death-of-clinton-aide-tied-to-jeffrey-epstein-ruled-suicide/amp/

We could fill a hundred pages with these murders.

[hardspunned]

So did the Ukrainian spy chief, Budanov. So you’re right, nothing to see here but a dead guy with blood clots.

[2nd Amendment]

Opponents of Putin are often victims of weak window panes, cars that explode, and random chemical poisoning

[JonPreston]

Who?

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Russia's spymaster, Ukraine's spymaster, China's spymaster, our spymaster ( can't forget what's his name ), Britain's spymaster, Germany's spymaster, France's spymaster, India's spymaster, Poland's spymaster and so on.

So many variations on a theme.

“Sooner or later life ends and people die,” he said. “Loretta Fuddy has died of natural causes. It was plane to see.”

[curious7]

What a coincidence! There are some parts of demo-commie-run cities where murder is listed as death by natural causes!

[BobL]

“Russian spymaster said opposition leader Alexei Navalny died of natural causes”

Good hear as that agrees with Ukraine’s assessment too.

[Williams]

“He didn’t name the cause of Navalny’s death in a remote Arctic penal colony”

Remote Arctic penal colony says it all.

[canuck_conservative]

More proof that Russia lies all the time

[montag813]