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Imagine if Joe Biden and John Fetterman tried to have a conversation
NY Post ^ | 4 October A.D. 2022 | David Marcus

Posted on 10/04/2022 5:36:24 PM PDT by lightman

In a swanky back room at the Lackawanna Station Hotel in Scranton, Pa., President Biden sits across from Senate candidate John Fetterman...

Biden chimes in, “How’s the campaign going, kid?”

“It’s not about kicking balls in the authority you know.”

“Just like Strom Thurmond used to say. Where is Strom by the way? Strom?” Biden looks around frantically for the politician who died in 2003.

“Problem is this whole crime . . . uh, thing. Just because I said a few times that I want to release half of murderers from jail, this fancy Oz says I’m not (using air quotes) prioritizing public safety. That I’m not tough enough.”

“Are you kidding me? Not tough,” Biden chuckles. “Look at you, you’re massive. If you weren’t white I’d say you could still be playing football.”

...

“I know it, John, my dad used to say to me... Joey, crime fighting starts with you, that why on weekends we’d head down to the Puerto Rican pool hall and crack some skulls, just as a warning.

“What did you use, chains, Mr. President?”

“No, John, that was just at the swimming pool when I dealt with Corn Pop. Dad liked to use a baseball bat with a long rusty nail poking through it, and I was pretty handy with Chinese throwing stars in those days. These were some bad hombres, Jack.”

“Nice.”

....

A long thoughtful silence ensues, until Biden again chimes in.

“We should get some throwing stars, ooh and ice cream. I’ll ask.”

“Ask who?”

“I don’t know, whoever gives me these note cards that tell me when to sit down.”

...

Biden leans in and squints before whispering, “You’re tough, John, the toughest, not a joke! We are the best the Democrats have to offer to the country!”

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Politics/Elections; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: biden; chat; droz; fetterman; humor; satire; verygood
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To: MAGAthon
Nice try.

What a bunch of frauds. Tucker AKA Fox News knew all that BEFORE THEY stole the election, and said nothing.

Could withholding, known, damning information possibly be part of the plan to steal the election? You bet your ass it was.

21 posted on 10/04/2022 9:27:04 PM PDT by lewislynn (Trump accomplished more in one term than any other President in your lifetime.)
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To: lightman

Biden meets a new stranger every time he talks to his mirror.


22 posted on 10/05/2022 9:05:01 AM PDT by Vaduz ( )
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To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...

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23 posted on 10/05/2022 9:20:04 AM PDT by bitt (<IMG SRC=' 'width=50%>)
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To: livius

:: how can average Democrat voters just shrug and vote ::

Because voting/elections for them is just like college football.
Yay! My team won!


24 posted on 10/05/2022 9:26:17 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is NOT a religion of any sort. It is a violent and tyrannical system of ruling others.)
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To: lightman; jfd1776

You should collaborate with Jon DiLeo (jfd1776) with this.
It sounds like his style of storytelling.
He operates in Illinois politics but has the Democrat ethos down cold.


25 posted on 10/05/2022 9:32:22 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is NOT a religion of any sort. It is a violent and tyrannical system of ruling others.)
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To: x
Fetterman's wife is Brazilian.

Is Brazilian, or has a Brazilian?

Or knows Brazilian Jujitsu?

Would that make him a Puerto Rican, Brazilian Ju politically?

26 posted on 10/05/2022 10:38:12 AM PDT by null and void (Can't hear the Rod Serling narration? You are not in the audience. You are a part of the story.)
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To: x

I believe she claims her family came here illegally. Didn’t stop er from being granted US citizenship.


27 posted on 10/05/2022 11:00:20 AM PDT by jjotto ( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
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To: jjotto

I thought the headline was going to read “going to have a baby.”

It’s as though the inmates from the asylum in High Anxiety were released. They make about as much sense.


28 posted on 10/05/2022 11:04:34 AM PDT by Maris Crane
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