[Dilbert San Diego]

ok then.

File this along with the stories they run periodically, in which they report on homosexuality in the animal world.

[Red Badger]

Honey Badger don't give a Shiite!....................

[Tell It Right]

I bet they ignore black widows — too politically incorrect. LOL

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They discovered the Pareto Distribution.

It has only been known about for a century so I guess it is about time they noticed it.

[metmom]

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

There’s a lot to be said for having to struggle for a living.

[dragnet2]

There is insect inequality too!

[ClearCase_guy]

The snowshoe hare is a Hare Of Color in warm weather but when the snow falls, it becomes consumed with feelings of white supremacy.

[Vendome]

The world operates on merit

Give up the equality BS

The Pilgrims did....

[Hodar]

Poor educated morons have not yet figured out that the entire concept of “rights” is uniquely human.

A lion doesn’t care about your ‘rights’, nor does the chimpanzee.

[Leaning Right]

> Squirrel privilege is real. <

It sure is. Bullwinkle has been complaining about this for years.
Now maybe someone will listen.

[dragnet2]

Increasingly, scholars and the media link so-called animal privilege

Scholars my ass! Most of these scholars and experts in these universities are flat out mental cases....No joke.

[Boogieman]

“it’s not just a human problem”

Calling it a “problem” implies that it requires fixing, and that it is even something that could be fixed in the first place. It doesn’t, and it can’t.

[socal_parrot]

They’re going to start bussing squirrels, aren’t they?

[Rurudyne]

Actually, it is equality from any sort of Marxist perspective that is a fundamental threat to society. Not inequality.

[PapaBear3625]

“Mammals, fish, birds and even insects have been shown to benefit from inherited wealth and abilities,” the forum’s report stated. “…Some have a better quality of life than other members of the same species – including access to food and shelter – just because of their parents’ status.”

Think of it as evolution in action.

In the real world, some win, some lose, and outside of the human race animals focus on winning, they focus on ensuring that THEIR OWN offspring survive.

[Harpotoo]

Leo the Lion say’s what about it, Punk!-)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Damn animal inequality! Why aren't all of them King of the Jungle? Why can't they just all get along as equals?

[Pollard]

Walking through forests of palm tree apartments
Scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
Down by the waterhole, drunk every Friday
Eating their nuts, saving their raisins for Sunday
Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows
They’re fast but they’re lazy, and sleep in green meadows

Well, let’s bungle in the jungle
Well, that’s all right by me, yes
Well, I’m a tiger when I want love
But I’m a snake if we disagree

Just say a word and the boys will be right there
With claws at your back to send a chill through the night air
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn’t be bolder
I’ll write on your tombstone, I thank you for dinner
This game that we animals play is a winner

Well, let’s bungle in the jungle
Well, that’s all right by me, yes
I’m a tiger when I want love
I’m a snake if we disagree, yes

The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
And he who made kittens put snakes in their grasp
He’s a lover of life but a player of pawns
Yes, the King on His sunset lies waiting for dawn
To light up His Jungle as play is resumed
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune

Well, let’s bungle in the jungle
Well, that’s all right by me, yes
I’m a tiger when I want love
And I’m a snake when we disagree, yes

Let’s bungle in the jungle
Well, that’s all right by me, yes
Well, I’m a tiger when I want love
I’m a snake when we disagree

Well, let’s bungle in the jungle
Well, that’s all right by me, yes
I’m a tiger when I want love

[exnavy]

Not a thing.

[Gay State Conservative]

I've seen a lion kill...in the wild (Kruger National Park,South Africa). It was four lionesses vs an adult wildebeest. I think that there was more than a bit of inequality in that little drama. And once they started eating one could notice a bit of inequality among the lions as well!