Posted on 04/23/2022 3:34:35 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Ma Deuce. Quick an easy. Inmates can clean-up
“The agency spent $53,600 in state funding on renovations”
Why don’t they sell tickets? The ticket-buyers can watch via CCTV to prevent any legal snafus.
I’m curious...
Why not a headshot to put the lights out quickly.
I think it would be more appropriate to blindfold the shooters and give them 20 round mags.
Ma Duece, and a 3/4 inch hose. Easy peasy.
Traditionally one shooter had a blank round, but none knew which one had it. That way none ever knew if they shot a fatal shot.
Has got to be better for the condemned man than the electric chair.
Messier.
Tangentially related, I recall the deathbed words of 19th century Spanish General Narváez, “I don’t need to forgive my enemies — I have had them all shot.”
Ready, Aim, Fire.
Not a whole lot to it.
They’d probably get the vapors if the condemned asked for a cigarette.
I would think they should do both because quite a few people have lived through head shots. Might be a hunk of broccoli afterwards but still alive.
I would think a garage and running vehicle would be as good as anything as far as being humane. Gas chamber is too Hitleresque.
Of course there’s the whole eye for an eye thing so maybe it depends on what they did.
Hanging is pretty efficient if done right. Cheap too.
Guillotine? Dunno. Lay there looking at that blade and then hear it coming down?
Laser Guillotine? Silent and instant and could come from the back so they wouldn’t see it coming. I guess the severing of the head is more visually gruesome to everyone still left with a head though.
It’s cheaper, cleaner, and easier to just get word out that the condemned has dirt on the Clintons.
About time! 23 years in fact.
Sheesh, when he’s dead, the bullets effectively will have traveled 15 feet in 23 years.
That’s two-one-hundred-millionths of a foot per second, or a little more than a fifth of a millionth of an inch every second.
I have a better way. Set him in the chair and place a steel rod against his chest next to his heart. Then slowly push the rod forward a fifth of a millionth of an inch every second. You’d have to force feed him a bowl of s*** every day, or he’d starve to death before the rod penetrated his heart and killed him. But pain, he deserves.
But this way, everyone’s happy... people who wanted justice, and scumbag libs who wanted to postpone the execution as long as possible... LOL
Volunteer employees from the correctional facility?
They should have held a lottery nationwide $20 a ticket with proceeds going to a victims fund.
For your SC ping list..
Or they could go Pinochet and use a helicopter over a parking lot.
Are you crazy? Cigarettes can kill . . and cause lung cancer. The state doesn’t want that kind of medical liability of an inmate in their custody.
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