Pfizer lab study showed 3 doses of COVID-19 vaccine neutralized omicron variant

MarketWatch ^ | 12/8/21 | Tomi Kilgore

[JonPreston]

Pfizer said results from an "initial laboratory study" showed that their COVID-19 vaccine neutralized the omicron variant of the coronavirus after three doses, or the full two-dose regimen plus a booster shot

[Scarlett156]

Thank you!

[Manic_Episode]

$$$ CHA-CHING!!! $$$

[Scarlett156]

Does it seem that these companies have all lost their collective minds or am I seeing it wrong? These people have medical degrees...?

[BusterDog]

I should have known it was the Booster Variant. Obvious in retrospect.

[cgbg]

We live in amazing times.

Imagine if government had funded and propagandized for the traveling medicine man.

Take your Pfizer magic potion—guaranteed to work (and if it hurts you, you can’t sue us suckas!)

[LilFarmer]

I had to check to make sure this wasn’t the Babylon Bee

[Sirius Lee]

These people have medical degrees...?

Marketing degrees.

[Jan_Sobieski]

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[JonPreston]

You’re right. They are shameless, but it does seem there is a willing audience of dunces who can’t see the con being played on us.

[Pollard]

Pfizer said just get one more dose.

[nuconvert]

Since it sounds like nothing more than a cold, why not let people be exposed so they can hopefully acquire immunity which may in turn provide some immunity toward future viral mutations?

[Pollard]

You must be doing pretty good there Jon.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Has anyone actually died of this “omicron variant” yet...?

Statistically speaking, probably someone has died with it. But tales of how dangerous it is have indeed been scarce.

[deport]

Move ‘em on, head ‘em up. Keep them doggies moving..

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/science/science-briefs/scientific-brief-omicron-variant.html

[BlackbirdSST]

Since it sounds like nothing more than a cold, why not let people be exposed so they can hopefully acquire immunity which may in turn provide some immunity toward future viral mutations?

Where is the money in that?

[GailA]

RECALL: FDA Alert: Edge Pharma, LLC Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of All Drug Products Due to Lack of Sterility Assurance

https://www.drugs.com/fda/edge-pharma-llc-issues-voluntary-nationwide-recall-all-products-due-lack-sterility-assurance-14495.html?hash2=d36caf827488835023e24a6cebcecc19&utm_source=ddc&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=FDA+Safety+Alert++Edge+Pharma++LLC+Issues+Voluntary+Nationwide+Recall+of+All+Drug+Products+Due+to+Lack+of+Sterility+Assurance

[T.B. Yoits]

Is there anyone, other than corrupt government officials or their Propaganda Media counterparts who'd ever believe anything from Pfizer?

Pfizer paid the largest criminal fine in U.S. history:
https://www.dangerousmedicine.com/2021-09-20-pfizer-paid-the-largest-criminal-fine-in-us-history.html

[bray]

Did they get their findings before or after the tests?

[Qiviut]

Do I have any reason to believe anything Pfizer says at this point? No.

[AndyTheBear]

In other news Phillip Morris labs found that smoking three cigarettes a day cures lung cancer.