To: Red Badger
“Donde esta el bano?”
(Where is the bathroom?)
“Dame dos cervezas, por favor.”
(Give me two beers, please.)
With those two phrases and a smile, you’ll be all set.
16 posted on
04/01/2021 5:54:48 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("Scarcity is real, and reality is not optional." ~ KDW)
To: Tax-chick
I just say “El bano ???
It works...
:)
To: Tax-chick
That pretty much covers it. :D
One of my classmates in high school also thought that saying, “Deseo tu cuerpo” would gain the attention of the ladies.
82 posted on
04/01/2021 7:16:20 AM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Tax-chick
I am now reminded of the Spanish portion of Father Guido Sarducci’s Five Minute University bit.
85 posted on
04/01/2021 7:17:34 AM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Tax-chick; dfwgator
86 posted on
04/01/2021 7:17:54 AM PDT by
Red Badger
("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
To: Tax-chick
You forgot a couple.
“Un sándwich de queso en plancha, por favor.”
(A grilled cheese sandwich, please)
And of course the most useful of all....
“Disculpe me señor, pero su burro esta pisando mi pie.”
(Pardon me sir, but your donkey is on my foot)
127 posted on
04/01/2021 10:19:30 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
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