[ameribbean expat]

Winter is coming... Save Our Service sector...we'll give you five grand (that's before tax money, of course).

[albie]

Leave Chicago. I’d like my $5,000 in 20’s please.

[cgbg]

Move the restaurant out of Chicago and into a warm climate.

Where is my check?

[lgjhn23]

Get rid of BeetleJuice and that fat azz governor, and one can dine inside in peace.

[Fair Paul]

A table at a cafe on Las Olas or South Beach?

[albie]

I would bet that a majority of these restaurants voted for this crap. Now live with your vote.

[McGavin999]

You could invite Antifa to Chicago to burn down buildings. The heat should be enough to keep people warm while they eat.

OR...you could put people inside where it’s warm.

[ronnie raygun]

Does this come with BLM and antifa harassment?

[P.O.E.]

Have the outdoor dining take place under a roof with walls. You know, like “inside”. Please remit my $5000.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Sterno, hot plates, insulated dining bibs and wind-screens.

C’mon, it will be fun! And it may start a new fad.

After all, some people pay good money to sleep in an ice palace in Montreal’s winter carnival.

[Sacajaweau]

Tell your governor to stick it.

[mewzilla]

Speaking of Chicago, is HeyJackass down...?

[tech_rjmarce1]

For Chicago I imagine warming a tin of beans over a burn barrel in a back alley as the solution, but they already have that.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Any and all heat designs must be sourced DIRECTLY from either solar or wind generation.
No hydrocarbon-based heating designs are allowed.

Wouldn’t that make your baked Alaska yummy.

[MortMan]

Frozen pizza?

[bert]

Rid the Chicago government of the queer black mayor and all her corrupt black minions

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I spent two winters in Germany in a Pershing Missile firing battalion. We ate outdoors in the winter all the time, three meals a day, weeks on end.

[Rennes Templar]

All restaurant owners ban together and engage in mass civil culinary disobedience.

[freedumb2003]

Just let burnlootmurder hold “peaceful protests” at the restaurants. The flames from them burning down will keep the diners nice and warm!

Where do I pick up my $5K check?

[kiryandil]

Chicagotards...

[NTHockey]

Where’s AL Capone (or his successor) when you need him. Protection and speakeasies may be in your future.