Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus

Mailonline ^ | 24 March 2020 | Chris Dyer

[Bobalu]

Greta Thunberg says she may have contracted coronavirus and has self-isolated at home with her father.

The teenage climate activist said she appeared to have been infected along with her dad, actor Svante Thunberg.

Both began having symptoms after a recent train tour of Europe together and so have been in isolation for the last weeks, she said.

[Beagle8U]

Any chance of her meeting with Pelosi for a extended period?

[real saxophonist]

“May have.” Nope, just trying to remain relevant.

[GOPJ]

Her ‘parents’ have raised her to live in constant anxiety and fear... they should be arrested for child abuse. That said, I doubt she has a cold - no less the Wuhan virus...

[FreedomPoster]

I bet she has a Vegan cat.

[willyd]

or... she doesn’t have it, but desperately wants to remain part of the news cycle.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

She should off herself now...to save the planet, you know

[real saxophonist]

I hear Hogg’s been kinda lonely. Why don’t you invite him over, cuddle a little bit, then he can say he “may have coronavirus” too.

[I want the USA back]

She’ll blame climate change for the virus.

[kempster]

Censored by me.

[righttackle44]

Look, I understand people's anger and frustration with this young woman. I understand that her arrogance and unfiltered lies have thoroughly teed-off a number of people.

But I have made a commitment to pray for children and young people--because they have a lot of problems. I've lost sleep over the years reading and hearing about children and teens being mistreated or otherwise hurt.

So I am praying for her. If you can't understand that, and if you have problems with that, then let me know.

I will add you to my prayer list.

[Harpotoo]

Her father is the REAL Greta, greta is just a facade for him!

[Manic_Episode]

Sorry to hear that Greta.

Remember to take lots of ibuprofen!

[Fai Mao]

“My advice to you, Greta.....get somewhere warm.”

Do you mean like Spain?

I’m not sure warmer weather helps much with this stuff.

It isn’t the Black Death but it isn’t the flu either

[Vaquero]

Commie ****.

Keep pushing public transportation and other disease spreading paradigms.

[BlueLancer]

Greta Thunberg says she may have contracted coronavirus and has self-isolated at home with her father.

Maybe it was wishful thinking, but when I first read this line, I read it as ...

"Greta Thunberg says she may have contracted coronavirus and has self-immolated at home with her father."

[ZinGirl]

What makes you assume I am not praying for her? Just because I don’t tack it in with my snarkyness doesn’t mean I’m not. They’re not mutually exclusive. Careful with your judgment of others. You’re coming across pretty self-righteous and I am sure you don’t mean to be.

[IronJack]

Karma. This time the Universe scolded back.

[cnsmom]

Nurse Nancy Kevorkian will be right over as soon as she gets off her Hawaii beach chair.

[Ratman0823]

Frigging drama queen. I’m surprised she hasn’t blamed her contracting the Kung Flu on climate change.

[JWashington69]

Is it just me? She looks (and acts) just like Veruca Salt the spoiled Rich girl from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.