NYC Vows to Start ‘Phasing Out’ Hot Dogs to Save the Planet as Part of Their Own $14B Green New Deal

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[Sub-Driver]

NYC Vows to Start ‘Phasing Out’ Hot Dogs to Save the Planet as Part of Their Own $14B Green New Deal

Madison Dibble about 2 hours ago

Hot dogs may become harder to find following the approval of New York City’s version of the Green New Deal as local politicians pick of the sword to take on climate change.

On Monday, Mayor Bill de Blasio (D-N.Y.) slapped his signature on his city’s blueprint for combatting climate change. Following in the footsteps of Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), the city passed a Green New Deal to mobilize the city’s resources to combat climate change.

Unfortunately for hot dog lovers, the plan includes a goal of eliminating processed meat from all city-owned property.

According to NYC’s Green New Deal, hot dogs must go if New Yorkers want to maintain a “livable climate.” The plan details the city’s goal of “reducing the purchasing of beef and phasing out the purchasing of processed meat” from all city-owned facilities.

Similar to Ocasio-Cortez’s plan to “fully get rid of farting cows,” New York City aims to reduce the need for cows because of their production of the greenhouse gas methane.

[Sub-Driver]

About damn time!

[youngidiot]

NY gets what they deserve. God Almighty!

[a fool in paradise]

So long Nathan’s. It is now politically incorrect. The Communists have said so.

[unixfox]

Next up, Hamburgers, Ribs, Chicken and all other meats.

Enjoy the suck New York! You voted for em!

[rdl6989]

Does the madness ever end?

[Puppage]

Apparently not. Will sauerkraut ever survive?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“Does the madness ever end?”

No

[Bob434]

[[According to NYC’s Green New Deal, hot dogs must go if New Yorkers want to maintain a “livable climate.”]]

Dear Lord these people are insane- and God help this great nation of ours if a democrat ever becomes president again

[rightwingintelligentsia]

What will happen to Joey Chestnut?

Will he have to start entering broccoli eating contests instead?

[Bob434]

Trump should be making fun of this idiotic agenda in tweets- shame the left if possible for even suggesting that eliminating hot dogs and farting cows will save the planet!

[colorado tanker]

Hot dogs are part of the culture of NYC. Are the people really gonna put up with this idiocy? Do even the true believers think banning hot dogs will shave even 1,000th of a degree off global temps?

[Bob434]

can’t because broccoli causes too much gas

[Olog-hai]

If that happens, then when the halal carts start to get affected, watch terrorism spike.

[sparklite2]

When only outlaws have hot dogs...

• Our cooks went to Screw U.
• Do you want to fry with that?
• Try our Diet Dog. It's lite without possibility of a roll.
• Your hotdog is free if the cashier doesn't shank you.
• Please count your change carefully. We need time to molest your woman.
• Employees must wipe their shivs before returning to the service line.
• Don't like mustard?  No problem.
• Don't like relish?  No problem.
• Don't like serial rapists?  We got a problem.
• Do not accept hot dogs from server's lap.

[Bob434]

[[Do even the true believers think banning hot dogs will shave even 1,000th of a degree off global temps?]]

They must- because they believe that only 0.00136% of the atmosphere (Man is responsible for producing CO2 that amounts to just 0.00136% of the atmosphere) is causing climate change

[Seruzawa]

CS Lewis was right.

[Vigilanteman]

One of the few things affordable to visiting tourists . . .

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: Hot dogs may become harder to find following the approval of New York City’s version of the Green New Deal as local politicians PICK UP THE SWORD to take on climate change. ::

Some copy-writer is giggling all the way home tonight.

[no-to-illegals]

Yay !!!! All of nyc is going to be neutered .... except for our President

[Red Badger]

Touch the BBQ and this means WAR!..................