Posted on 03/21/2019 11:25:43 AM PDT by Red Badger
Did Beto O'Rourke do something to piss off the liberal media?
Last week Reuters released a report detailing how the Presidential hopeful wrote an article about how he enjoys murdering people back when he was a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow hacker organization. More specifically, he said all women are "sluts" who have "AIDS" and he felt obligated to warn the local "Nazi skins" community about this information.
How a new report from the Washington Post suggests Beto O'Rourke is some kind of fecalfeliac, obsessed with playing with the feces of others.
Fox News reports:
Democratic presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke attempted to play a practical joke on his wife by telling her that a turd he plucked from one of their children's diapers was an avocado, a friend of the couple told The Washington Post.
A gauzy profile of the couple that was published Tuesday and titled "Are Amy and Beto O'Rourke the future of politics?" described the former congressman as an "impulsive and puckish" character who proposed to his future wife on April Fool's Day.
Neither Beto nor Amy O'Rourke would confirm the baby poop story, though neither denied it and The Post reported that O'Rourke told the paper it sounded like something he would do. The O'Rourkes have three children: Ulysses, Molly, and Henry. It was not clear which child supplied the raw material for the reported prank.
The Post report also said that O'Rourke deployed a remote-controlled cockroach in the family kitchen and attempted to scare his wife in the shower, a la Anthony Perkins in the 1960 Alfred Hitchcock classic, "Psycho."
Beto's campaign has quickly become riddled with publicity issues. Besides writing an essay about murdering people and trying to feed his wife feces, he was also recently accused of objectifying her in a sexist and misogynistic manner.
Almost immediately after O'Rourke threw his hat into the ring, he was criticized for saying that his wife has raised their three children "sometimes with my help" at multiple campaign stops in Iowa.
O'Rourke said the criticism of his "ham-handed" attempt to highlight his wife's work in their marriage was "right on."
"Not only will I not say that again, but I will be much more thoughtful in the ways that I talk about my marriage," he said.
So if you're looking for a guy who objectifies his wife, plays with other people's feces and writes murder porn fantasies, Beto is your guy!
Isn’t the Groper a SANE candidate?
Well, even with all his troubles, Bill Clinton pulled it off, so who knows?
What I’m curious about, is how did such a story EVER get out?
When I talk to people about events in my marriage, this isn’t the sort of thing I would imagine bringing up.
If it has something to do with large quantities of Mexican food and a 1.6 gallon crapper, then I second your emotion.
They made sure none of it came out during the race against Cruz. Now they whack him.
lol
well the incident i’m thinking about didnt happen to me so what you say is more gross :)
He sounds like the ideal Demagogic Party nominee. 2020 can't come soon enough! ;^) Thanks Red Badger.
That posting resembles Beto O’Rourke’s bad start in his announced bid for the presidency thus far...http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3736338/posts
Now, my question is, how could that stool sample pass for an avocado? What in heck are they feeding that kid???
DANG!
Yeah but that’s the whole point.
This “event” would NEVER happen in your marriage.
And if it did, then that person must of course be nuts enough to talk about it.
And someone who stays with someone after that can’t be all there either so she could have shared it.
If my wife did this, I would leave. Until she admitted herself to psych for two weeks.
At least. To find out what the HELL is wrong wither her.
The Post is printing these stories for a reason.
The Post must view him as an utterly unsalvageable lightweight. They are clearing the decks for somebody my guess is Kamala.
Hellary could be behind this. I am sure she still has reach into the Wash Post!
Clinton... pulled it off? or
pulled it out?
He could bring the solid turd over to Hickenlooper’s house to see if Loop’s mom would deep-throat it. This is a ticket that has true Beavis/Butthead potential.
An old avocado looks like a ....................
Maybe so. But Madam Beto probably has something your wife lacks: a billion bucks. She's the heiress to a fortune that's the better part of a billion dollars, put together by her father in (IIRC) real estate.
If my wife had a billion bucks do you THINK I would spend my time TYPING TO YOU COMMONERS?!?!?!
:)
[Sicko O’Rourke.]
He truly is a weirdo. Time for the Levin quote.
[Does beta eat pica too?]
It would only follow, I suppose...
You’re probably right, but he’s more entertaining than AOC and for all of his bravado, doesn’t seem arrogant in his stupidity. A breath of fresh air for the newsday. I hope he takes a que from DJT and sticks it out. He’s got the money for it and doesn’t seem to have anything else to do, except maybe annoy his wife ;)
Beto ... “squirrel” ...
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