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1 posted on 04/27/2018 4:09:37 PM PDT by DFG
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Our schools have so lost their way.

Why do names of actual individuals have to be used.

Boy: A
BlT: A-

Boy: B
BlT: B+

Boy: C
Blt: O

Baby: Blood type AB-

Who is the likely father: ___ ___ ___

Is this so tough?


2 posted on 04/27/2018 4:15:39 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (01/26/18 DJIA 30 stocks $26,616.71 48.794% > open 11/07/16 215.71 from 50% increase 1.2183 yrs..)
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LOL!! That reminds me of the ‘Hood math test’ questions thing that was going around about 25 years ago.


3 posted on 04/27/2018 4:17:23 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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Our schools have so lost their way.

Why do names of actual individuals have to be used.

Boy: A
BlT: A-

Boy: B
BlT: B+

Boy: C
Blt: O

Mother: Blood type: A+

Baby: Blood type AB-

Who is the likely father: ___ ___ ___

Is this so tough? I may not have put together the correct answers here, but a slight adjustment to this form would more than suffice.

These schools try to hard to be sophisticated.

Simple will do just fine. They might learn more too.

Simplicity allows folks to focus on the important data.


4 posted on 04/27/2018 4:17:35 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (01/26/18 DJIA 30 stocks $26,616.71 48.794% > open 11/07/16 215.71 from 50% increase 1.2183 yrs..)
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The mulitple choice question reportedly read, "Ursula was devastated when her boyfriend broke up with her after having sex. To get revenge, she had sex with his best friend the next day. Ursula had a beautiful baby girl nine months later. Ursula has type O blood, her ex-boyfriend has AB blood and his best friend is type A blood. If her baby daddy is her ex-boyfriend what could the possible blood type(s) of her baby NOT be."

At least it wasn't 'Ursula had an abortion and the planned notparenthood salesperson bloodtyped the harvested tissues.'

5 posted on 04/27/2018 4:19:46 PM PDT by eldoradude (Walk a mile in a man's shoes and he'll never catch you.)
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Father is “ Shocked, SHOCKED! THERE is GAMBLING in the house!”

Who didn’t know this stuff is part of the curriculum, by now? Conservatives just close their eyes and anyway trot their own kids off to learn all about it.

My tag line works, here..


6 posted on 04/27/2018 4:26:52 PM PDT by RitaOK (Viva Christo Rey! Public Ed/Academia are the farm team for more Marxists coming, infinitum.)
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Jeesh.


7 posted on 04/27/2018 4:28:34 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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What happened to Drosophila Melanogaster or Mendel’s peas?


8 posted on 04/27/2018 4:32:32 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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However they’ve stopped teaching cursive writing and that Pi is now 3.0


12 posted on 04/27/2018 4:38:58 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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About 15 or so years ago, in middle school, our kids were given a rather invasive questionnaire which asked about sex and drug use. It was a bit early for that.

My boys just blew it off. One of their friends, a bit of a comic, answered the sex question with a write-in: “Do animals count?”


14 posted on 04/27/2018 4:41:22 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("Married with children.")
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Why didn’t Ursula have an abortion like a good lib?


16 posted on 04/27/2018 4:47:01 PM PDT by LeoTDB69
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The purpose of that question IS to destroy what the father taught the kid.


18 posted on 04/27/2018 4:51:02 PM PDT by I want the USA back (There are two sexes: male (pronoun HE), and female (pronoun SHE). Denial of this is insanity.)
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When my youngest daughter entered college, she had many forms to fill out. On one of the forms there was a box for sex. She wrote in “oh never.”


21 posted on 04/27/2018 4:54:58 PM PDT by umgud
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Note back to school:

The teacher who wrote this sexually explicit biology test has type O blood.

A father who read it has type A blood

A mother who read it has type B blood

If the teacher is found knocked out on the floor with a busted lip and a broken nose, what mixture of blood types might be found in the blood splattered nearby, if both the father and mother both have bruised knuckles?


22 posted on 04/27/2018 4:56:50 PM PDT by zencycler
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Home school. Fewer perverts!


23 posted on 04/27/2018 4:59:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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A practical math problem:

How much led would it take to remove tyrants from the education, judicial, legislative, media, and corporate sectors?


24 posted on 04/27/2018 5:01:40 PM PDT by unlearner (A war is coming.)
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How about this for a math problem TNT has an energy capacity of 4,184 per gram. Achmed is a suicide bomber and straps 10.65 KG of TNT to his body and attempts to enter Israel via Gaza. The IDF spots him and he suffers a premature detonation. Assuming an 85% efficiency of the bomb how much energy did Achmed release?


27 posted on 04/27/2018 5:04:39 PM PDT by LukeL
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When parents hand their children over the public schools they give up control over their children to the government. They just don’t realize that.


29 posted on 04/27/2018 5:06:07 PM PDT by ReagansShinyHair
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So many questions to answer.

The real question is who gets to go on Maury?
Who gets the welfare check?
Who gets their pay taken away?
What do you use to get the blood and brain matter off the front lawn when Daddy finds out?
Who helps daddy bury the body?


32 posted on 04/27/2018 5:10:18 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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Wonder why the selected a name with Scandinavian or Latin origins?


51 posted on 04/27/2018 6:44:05 PM PDT by alternatives? (Why have an army if there are no borders?)
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Answer: Ursula is a slut.


56 posted on 04/27/2018 7:09:24 PM PDT by texas_mrs
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