Posted on 04/08/2018 3:33:43 PM PDT by Hojczyk
war might he be referring to?
Knives.
And, acid.
“An epidemic of stabbings and acid attacks in London has gotten so bad that London mayor Sadiq Khan is announcing broad new "knife control" policies designed to keep these weapons of war out of the hands of Londoners looking to cause others harm.”
The mayor further tweeted:
“No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a knife. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law.”
“Never a reason to carry a knife...”
He’s probably right. If you dared to use one to defend yourself, you would be looking at charges.
The current laws are pretty strict:
https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives
A non locking 3” blade seems to be legal to carry. But, that’s about it.
(Excerpt) Read more at glocktalk.com ...
Rocks, sling shots, stampeding cattle ... etc etc
The left doesn’t want anyone armed because they always intend to use lethal force to get their way.
Liberals need to be exterminated.
And in other news, some guy named Arthur was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon when the handle protruding from a stone turned out to be an entire broadsword.
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“Wait for it - assault spoons.”
Spoons are perfect weapons for plucking eyes out. They must go!
Hard to believe that country controlled 1/4 of the world at one time.
” NO NEED FOR ANY CITIZEN TO OWN ANY FORM OF METAL.”
Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest...
Time for some Brits to be breakin the law. \m/
“If you think we’ll let it go young man, you’ve got another thing coming.”
Gibbs’ rule no. 9.
Well then, I’ll be I’m heading out to the highway.
Good bye boy scout knives.
Even the poorest Greek beggar was allowed to keep a spear.
But... What if they attack you wif a banana? then what? huh? huh???
“we’ve done fresh fruit for the past 9 weeks, can’t we do something else?”.Sargent “ So you think you know it all!” https://youtu.be/U90dnUbZMmM
I guess its time for londonera to all vet pet tigers.. a nod to monty python on how to defend yourself against a raspberry wielding maniac.
This hoplophobia is getting out of control.
This has got to be satire
I hope John Cleese is proud of himself!
Saw this on Drudge. Thought he’d linked the Onion.
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