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The True Story Of Andrew Jackson’s Swearing Parrot
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Posted on 01/16/2018 10:19:16 PM PST by oxcart

Andrew Jackson isn’t the only US President to keep a pet bird in the White House. Teddy Roosevelt had a one-legged rooster and James Buchanan supposedly owned two bald eagles (because America). But to our knowledge, Jackson was the only one to have a swearing parrot.

The bird’s name was Poll and was originally meant for Jackson’s wife, Rachel. But after she passed away, Jackson became the African Grey’s caretaker. So how did the parrot get a foul mouth? We can’t say for sure. But with what we know about Jackson—a man so tough and temperamental his nickname was “Old Hickory”—it’s safe to assume the bird picked up the habit straight from his owner.

On June 8, 1845, the country’s seventh Commander in Chief passed away from unknown complications. Thousands gathered to pay their respects, including Poll, who squawked, squeaked and swore like a sailor.

Volume 3 of “Andrew Jackson and Early Tennessee History” cites Reverend William Menefee Norment, who presided at Jackson’s funeral:

“Before the sermon and while the crowd was gathering, a wicked parrot that was a household pet got excited and commenced swearing so loud and long as to disturb the people and had to be carried from the house.”

Rev. Norment goes on to say the presidential parrot was “excited by the multitude and … let loose perfect gusts of ‘cuss words.’” People were “horrified and awed at the bird’s lack of reverence.”

We don’t know what happened to Poll after his indecent outbursts, but we do know that Jackson and his dirty bird mouth will forever live in infamy.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: africangrey; andrewjackson; cursing; godsgravesglyphs; history; montypython; nationatreasureiii; oldhickory; parrot; pollywantsomepussy; profanity; trump
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Poll, the non-pc Parrot
1 posted on 01/16/2018 10:19:17 PM PST by oxcart
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To: oxcart

African Grey Parrots can be remarkable mimics. They will imitate whatever gets the most reaction. Some know just the right inflection and emphasis to put on certain vowels. You would ‘swear’ that the bird knows exactly what he’s saying.
Too expensive and too loud for me to own one, though.


2 posted on 01/16/2018 10:33:32 PM PST by lee martell
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To: lee martell

MSM in 5...4..3..2..1... WHY DOESN’T TRUMP HAVE A SWEARING DOG?!?!


3 posted on 01/16/2018 10:54:46 PM PST by Salamander (And Ezekiel Smiles Again....)
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To: lee martell

Winston Churchill also had a foul-mouthed Macaw known as Charlie the Curser. It’s still alive (119 years old) and lives in a zoo in Surrey.


4 posted on 01/16/2018 11:01:31 PM PST by Fai Mao (I still want to see The PIAPS in prison)
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To: oxcart

Back in the day, before I became allergic I kept a throng of parrots.
My late brother took great pleasure in addressing the cages while yelling “gay sex” and handing them treats.
His fun was only matched by my consternation.
Miss him greatly.


5 posted on 01/16/2018 11:05:35 PM PST by glasseye ("24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ H. L. Mencken)
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To: Fai Mao

According to Churchill’s daughter, the parrot was never his. But, it is still one old bird.


6 posted on 01/16/2018 11:09:56 PM PST by Rastus
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To: Fai Mao

Glad you mentioned Charlie whose most insightful phrase was spoken in Churchill’s voice: F**K HITLER!
7 posted on 01/16/2018 11:16:32 PM PST by BigEdLB (To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
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To: Salamander

Trump has Turban DeDurbin, which suffices as a lying dog. No swearing dog needed.


8 posted on 01/16/2018 11:18:46 PM PST by BigEdLB (To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
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To: oxcart
Saturday we got a toy poodle puppy, Luna (ten weeks old tomorrow):

9 posted on 01/17/2018 12:45:43 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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To: Fai Mao

Whe I was very young there was a large grey parrot that lived at a small taxi stand office which had a small waiting room and a radio dispatcher behind a kiosk.

while you waited for a cab, the parrot would regale patrons with varied foul language sounding exactly like they were coming from a two way mobile radio speaker.


10 posted on 01/17/2018 1:34:14 AM PST by Candor7 (Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: lee martell

They do far more than mimick. They speak in context, knowing the meaning of the words. Even my Blue and Gold Macaw speaks in context, but Greys can have vocabularies over 2,000 words.

To say they merely mimick is quite laughable.


11 posted on 01/17/2018 1:38:01 AM PST by datura
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To: Salamander

The WH “correspondents” in the Press gaggle should be replaced by a fowl mouthed parrot.


12 posted on 01/17/2018 2:01:25 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: Fai Mao

Some youtube performances sound in order.


13 posted on 01/17/2018 2:02:39 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2

Some youtube performances sound in order.

https://youtu.be/C4AKrvwNUX4


14 posted on 01/17/2018 3:21:12 AM PST by Fai Mao (I still want to see The PIAPS in prison)
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To: oxcart; windcliff; stylecouncilor

...funny ping....

Thanks for posting, o.


15 posted on 01/17/2018 4:08:28 AM PST by onedoug
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To: Berlin_Freeper

So sweet! Enjoy her.


16 posted on 01/17/2018 4:11:06 AM PST by Andy'smom (Proud member of the basket of deplorables)
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To: Salamander
MSM in 5...4..3..2..1... WHY DOESN’T TRUMP HAVE A SWEARING DOG?!?!

He does. It's a chihuahua named Jim Acosta.

17 posted on 01/17/2018 4:40:17 AM PST by Flick Lives (https://goo.gl/GxGKQh)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Wow. What a great face. Looks like a little teddy bear.


18 posted on 01/17/2018 4:42:18 AM PST by Flick Lives (https://goo.gl/GxGKQh)
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To: oxcart
The Swearing Parrot

There was a man that received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming, and then, suddenly, there was quiet. The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said:

"I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behavior."

The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him ... when the parrot continued:

"May I ask what the chicken did wrong?"

19 posted on 01/17/2018 4:44:31 AM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: lee martell

Years ago we had a neighbor who had built her house around a huge, glass enclosure designed for their mynah bird. My kids were charged with caring for that bird when the owners were out of town. Among his many talents, the mynah bird spoke in a Scottish brogue (owner was a Scot) and did a great imitation of the garbage disposal. After the first baby arrived, he did a perfect imitation of the newborn’s cries which caused a problem for the parents.


20 posted on 01/17/2018 4:51:25 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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