Princeton issues guidelines for ‘Consent on the Dance Floor’

Campus Reform ^ | November 17, 2017 | Matthew Penza

[C19fan]

Training our future elites one Snowflake at a time.

[blueunicorn6]

Gosh.....

I remember slow dancing with Joni at our 8th grade graduation dance.

I discovered that girls are warm and soft and smell good.

Thus began my downfall in life......

[Catmom]

You mean they’re gonna bring back foot rulers to make sure the coeds stay that far apart?

That’s greasy 1950’s high school stuff!

[Texan5]

I must not have gotten the consent memo-I’m far past college, but when a guy walks up and says “would you like to dance?” I either say “yes” and let him lead me onto the floor or “not just now” if I don’t want to-that still works for me...

[CatOwner]

Unless a male is bringing another male as a date to these dances, they would be advised to stay away.

[Architect of Avalon]

If a man fails to ask a sufficient number of times, that will be treated as a problem.

If the woman fails to ask a sufficient number of times, that will not be treated as a problem.

These application of these standards are always sexist.

[billyboy15]

Yeah, I remember Joni as well. In fact so does Bob, John, Frank, Bill, Joe, Tom, Silvio, and Rico,......

[I want the USA back]

The man is always guilty, so why bother?

Are they that concerned about consent when a m*zzy puts his machete against a Christian neck and starts sawing?

[DoughtyOne]

Yes, but then your brain cells are still functioning normally.

[ClearCase_guy]

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I’d like to know the payroll and budget for the Sexual Harassment/Assault Advising, Resources, & Education department.

[treetopsandroofs]

And Chachi.

[blueunicorn6]

They called you Joni in prison?

[billorites]

I was sent to ballroom dancing class as a 10 year old. Boys sat on one side, girls on the other side of the room. Boys would cross the dance floor and say, "May I have the pleasure of this dance?"

I hated that class will all my heart. Hated, hated, hated it!

Fifty years later I still cringe.

[day10]

That’s way too easy. It would never fly with brainless libs.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

You should try again. Believe me, 50 years later all the ladies want to dance with you.
 

[Robert DeLong]

Don’t forget about Chachi. Supposedly she loved Chachi. The rest were just her boy toys. 8>)

[beergarden]

I always went for the hottest chicks across the aisle when the dance started. We were a private Christian Academy, not public school, so the other neighboring schools sort of trusted us (LOL) for these kinds of events.

And yeah, girls do smell good and feel soft when they’re 15/16. Thank you Marie whatever your last name was but she was a hot blonde. That’s good enough for my first dance.

[Texan5]

That is required for simple thought-yes, I want to dance, no I don’t want to dance, etc-I don’t ever recall seeing a woman-or a guy-dragged screaming onto the floor and forced to dance, but with the snowflakes, anything ridiculous is possible...

[stillfree?]

If they don’t know which bathroom to use, they must need help with this too.