Posted on 05/11/2017 3:56:51 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
SANFORD, FL—A newly formed health insurance company owned by a group of devoted Calvinists announced that they will not cover any health condition, since every condition of humankind was pre-existing and established by sovereign God before the foundation of time.
The company, Total Deductibility, states clearly in its bylaws that “pre-existing conditions may not be covered, which include every possible ailment and so-called ‘accident,’ all of which God foreknew and predestined to occur prior to the existence of the client’s policy, and time itself.” The firm was thrilled when the new GOP health care law, which drops the requirement to cover some pre-existing conditions, passed the House, according to a company spokesperson.
“We can now reject every single claim, based on its pre-existing status,” she told reporters. “Whether or not the client was aware of the condition has no bearing; God sovereignly pre-arranged every condition before the dawn of the universe, and therefore we must refuse all claims based on this truth.
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Thank you, FRiend! I have never seen this website before. :)
All the best to you and yours, Julie
I opine that Th!e Babylon Bee is the only real satire left; everything else suffers from reality being stranger (and stupider) than fiction.
Thank you both for enlightening me! Never heard of this place before. :)
Take care, both of you. :) Julie
Yes, it’s hilarious satire by devout Christians laughing at themselves (something most of us don’t do enough). I learned about it right here on FR. I recommend checking it out -
“Tim Tebow fly ball taken up to heaven”
“Joel Osteen saw his own shadow, guaranteeing six more weeks of taking scripture out of context”
Cheers!
And well done Christian satire at that!
There’s always Lark News http://www.larknews.com/, and if you want the latest political developments, check out the People’s Cube. http://thepeoplescube.com/
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