Posted on 05/03/2017 1:24:27 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
It’s almost as if she was having a good time.
Montana Fishburne, daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne has been through the DUI protocol before and bragged about it to a Florida Highway patrol officer on the side of an interstate on March 11, oustide Fort Lauderdale.
Actor Laurence Fishbourne is reportedly estranged from his wayward daughter. Image: Shutterstock.
The video shows an intoxicated Fishurne playing it up in front of the cameras and waving around her high-heel shoes while being pulled over for drunk driving.
“I’m not tripping, I’m a f****** ratchet,” Montana told trooper Juan Pinzon in footage that was obtained by the Daily Mail.
Scantily clad and feeling no pain, Fishburne, who is also notable for being an ex-porn star, refused to listen to the officer’s instruction and performed a series of “tests” she felt appropriate for the situation given her vast experience.
When Pinzon’s reaction grew from mild stunned amusement to frustration, Fishurne switched gears and pulled the Trump-card to garner sympathy.
“In the situation we’re going through with Donald Trump,” Fishburne says, “as a Latino American to another Latino American, I would appreciate if you could show me the exercise correctly so I can do it correctly.
“That would make me feel better because I really don’t like the political situation in America.”
Dash cam screenshot.
Of course, her nonsensical plea (including the fact that there’s no evidence to say Fishburne is Latino) did nothing to sway Pinzon who maintained his composure throughout Fishburne’s next act — peeing on the street.
It looks like reality caught up with Fishburne as her mug shot taken after the arrest shows bloodshot, watery eyes. Image source: Daily Mail.
“I really need to pee,” Fishburne said while lifting her dress.
“And I will pee right here on your car. That’s not a problem. I just need to sit down.”
Fishburne can be seen making a beeline toward the guard rail while the troopers asks what’s she is doing. She then nimbly climbs over, pulls down her panties and squats.
“Is that OK, can I pee?” Fishburne asked.
“Well, you’re already doing it,”Pinzon responded.
To her credit, Fishurne was not belligerent or hostile and remained amicable towards the officer, even as she tried to charm him into letting her go.
“Can’t you just escort me home?” she asked the officer according to video obtained but not shared by the Daily Mail.
“No ma’am, that’s not how we do it,” Pinzon says.
“In Los Angeles, that’s exactly what they do,” Fishburne says. “Come on, I’m not that drunk. We’re right by my house.”
At one point, Pinzon wiped the bottom of her feet of street debris and lectured her on her dangerous behavior before driving her to perform a breathalyzer, the Mail reported.
Never a dull moment in the life of a law enforcement officer.
As for Fishurne, she has a troubled past and was once arrested for prostitution in 2009. She was also charged with battery plus false imprisonment in 2010 when she allegedly entered the home of her boyfriend’s ex, and wailed upon her in the bathroom, the Mail reported.
Fishburne who is quite stunning has created a social media following, and according to reports craves the limelight. Hopefully, she can get her act together and get the help she needs.
the officer Pinzon should get disciplinary action against him for letting the subject loose and not under his control.
Me?
I’d throw her out bed.
More room on the floor.
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I have a few in my toolbox. One in 1/4” drive, 3/8” drive and 1/2” drive. I don;t think I’ve ever said, “ i need my f* ing ratchet” or “Get me my F*ing ratchet!”
Black haired and BLUE eyes. It often happened back in the day when slavery was going on...
Nice folks really and the non Brits attending accepted them with open arms. The Scots? Not so much.
We hall got together after the ceilidh and when pub hopping. The Aussies, N Zeds and we Americans. Boy did I get hammered and really suffered for a day after that one.
I think Larry is more like “baby daddy” than “father” I don’t think he had a lot to do with raising her.
CC
The Scots still a little uptight about that sorta thing? In America, it’s just a fact. Lotsa Blacks in the Carolinas have my mother’s (Scottish) maiden name. Probably quite a few related to me. It is what it is.
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Another proud moment in a miserable life.
This is Laurence Fishburne here:
Run Charlie!
He shouts, "Run Charlie" in the scene I linked above.
:)
I think it is genuinely sad; they must have crushing inferiority complexes. It certainly seems to manifest itself in their hatred of non-blacks...
That’s very funny; good for everyone else for accepting them as kin. Scots aren’t a tolerant bunch...towards anyone (including other Scots).
AND they had the guts to preach to us Americans how hate full we were. I pointed the little fact back at em about the catholics and they didnt like it.
One other thing. DONT ever got bar hopping with the Aussies and N Zeds. That is, unless you can drink a huge amount and not get puking drunk.
Whisky and beer. ALL night long. And when I say beer..not lager. Beer over there is dark and ale is ale, and lager is lager. What we call beer is lager over there.
“we have a small population of mulattoes along the border with upstate NY that claim to be an Indian tribe (the Ramapoughs) - yet there is no evidence at all that they have Indian heritage”
Hey, if they self-identify as Indians, entry to Harvard should be a breeze. Who are we to judge??
Damn, she probably could have married well if she hadn’t cultivated the skank rep.
He also played a street thug in a Charles Bronson movie, Death Wish II.
In other words, if I see one, I should run (don’t walk) in the opposite direction. Sounds like she was accurately using the description, however.
Do you mean "whaled" upon her?
Illiteracy ROX!!!
You’re right, but if we all self-identify as transgender lesbian Indians they can’t deny any of us a free education...
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