Posted on 01/03/2017 2:35:05 AM PST by ARGLOCKGUY
Police say a prospective home buyer made a gruesome discovery Thursday afternoon when a mummified and badly decomposed body was found inside a car in the home.
The home in the 19900 block of Spencer on Detroit's east side was up for sale. The prospective home buyer was walking through the home when they discovered a dust-covered car in the garage.
When we were selling/showing our house, the realtor told us to have spaghetti sauce simmering on the stove for it’s aroma.
I guess they had a different realtor.
“Not long ago, they found a dead woman in a car at her home in Detroit. Her neighbors reported not seeing her for several years”
Reportedly found by agent Clarice Starling.
The REAL story here is that someone was considering buying a home in Detroit.
“Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin’ in Mad Max times.”
—Moe Szyslak, The Simpsons
Back some time ago, I had to inspect a batch of foreclosed homes for HUD. Found a number of probable stolen cars hidden in garages. Luckily no bodies
Ahhh...Deeetroit City.
Deetroit is ahead of it’s time but is the model for all large American cities. They are obsolete and cluttered with human detritus left behind by those that have moved to newer, better places.
The recent election clearly indicates that the Ameritrash left in those cities is detrimental to the health and well being of the country. Absent the slow rot and abandonment, there is no remedy.
So...Jimmy Hoffa was found, then?
Was the theme-song to Hogan’s Heroes playing in the background?
Maybe after 8 years of Hitlery more cities could have been like Detroit.
How lucky we are.
Death certificates probably make it difficult to keep voting?
Time flies seems like yesterday when he announced he would stop publishing his stuff.
“And the 2016 Hide and Seek Champion IS...”
“...mummified and badly decomposed body...”
What kind of retards do they have writing these articles?? How is a body mummified and yet is decomposing?? Retards.
Car prolly has a “Hillary 2012” bumper sticker on it.
Yeah, but was the car in good shape. Bugatti? Aston Martin? Bentley 4.5l?
One would think there would be piles of blowflies all about too.
Maybe they don't show up at the grocery store, but they almost always show up at the voting booth.
What with social security and pension direct deposit and automatic payment of rent or mortgage and utilities, it could be years before anyone noticed.
Correct!
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