[Sasparilla]

...the new “Newport Nirvana” brand...

Is this satire?

[gaijin]

Too Conventional, I think potheads will consider it cool to avoid a company branded joint.

I think potheads genuinely embrace the Insurgent aspect of their Hobby and the name Newport will turn them off.

[BBB333]

No stems, no seeds,

That you don’t need,

Acapulco Gold is:

“Bad Ass Weed”

[wastoute]

“No stems, no seeds that you don’t need!
Acapulco Gold is...badass weed.”

C’mon. You knew someone would...

[HomerBohn]

What genius! Imagine legalizing a drug that turns weak-minded numbskulls into slobbering, syntax garbling, brain injured, phony presidents!

Now alert motorists have to be concerned about weed-puffing, cell phone using ninnies heading down the highway in their paths.

[CedarDave]

You are the author of this article but you require FR members to click on the link to read it in it’s entirety. Why not let us read it all here? Where is Humblegunner when you need him?

[a fool in paradise]

Can you get them with menthol?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

RJ&Company should consider the interaction of menthol and THC.
Has it been assessed?

[thoughtomator]

So let me get this straight...

1) You’re completely ignorant of cannabis and are still mentally stuck in Nixon’s Drug War

2) Your desires on this topic can be accurately described as totalitarian/Fascist/nanny state

3) As should be no surprise from point #2, you’re yet another foreigner come to America to tell Americans what to do

4) You’re against both free expression and free markets

5) You’re a total liar when you say there’s anything libertarian about you (whether you’re lying to yourself or to others or both, remains to be seen)

6) and you’re a blog pimp

The standards at PJ Media have really fallen, and you’re an embarrassment to everyone you claim to be affiliated with.

Go back to your home country.

[Sacajaweau]

It’s all about money....as usual...

[MikeJ]

Probably a hoax:

http://www.snopes.com/newport-introduces-marijuana-cigarettes-on-sale-worldwide/

[DungeonMaster]

Rev 22:15 But outside are dogs and sorcerers and sexually immoral and murderers and idolaters, and whoever loves and practices a lie.

sorcerers = druggies.

[central_va]

What’s their ticker?

[dforest]

This would be racist. Double addictive for black people.

[Wolfie]

Capitalism? Gasp!

[Big Red Badger]

“Up in Smoke!”

[Ken H]

Had you followed your own link back to the original source, it would have led you to a site called tmzworldnews.com. Here are some other stories there =>

60 KKK Members Commit Suicide After Learning Harriet Tubman Will Be on $20 Bill

Oprah Winfrey Pregnant with First Child at 61

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You fell for a hoax.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

If you will remember, back in the mid 1970s it was believed marjuana was eventually going to be legalized so many names of various grades of mj were registered as trademarks.

[Vaduz]

Keep them stupid it’s how to control them Marx winks.

[discostu]

All the cigarette companies are prepared for this eventuality. Kind of funny to call Newport one of the most popular brands, but I guess they’re confident in the direction the laws are taking.