Posted on 08/24/2016 7:32:39 AM PDT by xzins
Edited on 08/24/2016 7:40:06 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
Hillary Clinton appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday in an attempt to suppress reports that she is weak and sickly.
Hillary mocked the many reports on her ill health by opening a jar of pickles – that was already opened.
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Well... she’s clearly got the shakes, is having blackouts, and is crapping her pants, beside.
You be the judge: can she hold down The World’s Most Difficult and Complicated Job...?
It...DEPENDS....
I’d take anything Ed Klien says with a heavy dose of salt...
None of the Clintons would hold public office, therefore no influence to peddle. Clinton Foundation donations would fall off drastically. They might have to dip into their OWN money for retirement!
Also, if Trump wins, Pubbies take over the IRS, DOJ. FBI, etc. Team Clinton can no longer quash investigations into their multiple scandals. Might even be jail time involved here...
oh boy, Slick Willie is getting bombarded with vases and lamps today..... oh maybe not, they are probably never in the same room anymore, the fake couple....
“Hope theyre both dying.”
We all are. How about something a bit more generous?
Maybe, I hope they live in prison long enough to meet Jesus and be saved?
If the pickle jar was hacked, the “consensus” was hacked too!!!!
SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!
yup, that pickle hoax was such a bad joke..... they didn’t even pretend to have the plastic seal still around the jar, so it was obvious that the jar had been tampered with..... Shrillary pretended it was really difficult to open, which ofc was over-acting, since they were supposed to be demonstrating her strength and good health.
The MSM should have ridiculed her right off the planet for that pickle hoax, but of course the Mediascum is part of the whole charade.
So now it's hairbrushes. Ash trays are déclassé, and I guess lamps are now too heavy...
“And do these inane stunts really influence low information types???”
It was simply preaching to the choir. They roared with laughter and applause not because she “proved” anything — even they could see (or know without even seeing) that it was rigged — but because it was a ceremonial (rather than actual, which apparently isn’t possible) refutation of critics and observers.
This is Hillary’s 60 Minutes Rescue.
Folks who remember Bill and Hillary’s 60 Minuted interview will know what I mean, as 60 Minutes took a big negative and turned it into a nothing burger. One of Bill’s trysts was about to end his candidacy. The 60 Minute interview saved him. It did mainly because Hillary sat by his side.
Now she has gone on Jimmy Kimmel to accomplish the same thing trying to put dissipate the health issue.
This time though, Bill wasn’t by her side. And now it seems he’s joining the group that has publicly questioned her health.
Wow.
Best election ever...
“And do these inane stunts really influence low information types???”
You bet they do!
Everything is “scripted” with Hilly - where she speaks, what she says, who attends, who is allowed to ask “questions” .... so you just know for a fact that the pickle jar was “scripted” too.
Very important question for the presstitutes to ask her next time they are allowed a question: Why a jar of pickles? Were they dills? Why not olives, spaghetti sauce, gravy or applesauce? .... inquiring minds want to know. /sarc
Hey just STFU! She opened a jar of pickles for God’s sake. She’s healthy. :-)
Just watched the video.
Looked metal to me.
“The idea that Hillary took a chance on a random and untouched jar is laughable.”
Let’s get back to basics. This was a classic “straw man”. Nobody’s claiming that she has a weak grip.
But we all know they wouldn’t dare take a chance on her
walking up a few steps on her own
reading an eye chart
standing in place with nothing to lean on for two minutes
blowing up a balloon
playing “Simon” for even two rounds
just being in the same room with those blinking “Simon” lights
rolling up her sleeves to show us that her arms don’t look like cheese graters from all the injections, as was suggested a few posts up.
I could redo it, but once a haiku is excreted, it cannot be un-excreted.
I must let the error, and my shame, stand.
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