Posted on 08/24/2016 7:32:39 AM PDT by xzins
Edited on 08/24/2016 7:40:06 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
Hillary Clinton appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday in an attempt to suppress reports that she is weak and sickly.
Hillary mocked the many reports on her ill health by opening a jar of pickles – that was already opened.
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I thought that that pickle stunt was hokey!
When I open a jar like that, I typically have to hit the lid on something (to release the “pop up” seal) before opening it!
Hillary is sick, sick, SICK—physically, mentally, morally, and spiritually!!!! She will turn our America into MexArabia—and destroy our First and Second Amendment rights—if elected!!!!
Alex Jones noted that there was no audible pop on opening the jar, even though she was wearing a lapel microphone.
She dresses like a cross between Mao and Kim Jong Un.
It is odd that she always has on a heavy coat in this hot weather.
Just change it to: “a seizure salad”.
But somehow, a stunt of opening a pickle jar is supposed to convince us Hillary is strong and robust???
Really???
Who dreams up these stunts???
And do these inane stunts really influence low information types???
Emails Show Hillary Didn’t Feel Well Enough To Fly Commercial, Requested Air Force Fly Her Home…
I am the designated jar opener at home. I’m a man. In the prime of life. I lift weights regularly. I am strong and healthy.
And sometimes I encounter jars that I cannot open without special effort (Grippers, warm water, etc)
The idea that Hillary took a chance on a random and untouched jar is laughable. Only stupid people would believe that or plan it as a campaign tactic.
Doesn’t matter if the jar opened. The stunt was weak, weak, weak.
Perhaps to hide the drainage tubes and needle marks..
Oh, the imagery of your Haiku!!! I am using brain bleach right now!
The media believes that they control the minds of more than half of the electorate and they are no longer going to be obstructed by journalistic standards of any kind, by accuracy, by anything.
They are the propaganda arm of the enemy.
This is likely her final hurrah to try to get her name in history as the first female president. Otherwise, she ends up as a footnote in the also-ran category, similar to Geraldine Ferraro.
All Clinton cares about is getting through election night. For her, a legacy of being elected the first female president is more important than even her health.
If she does lose, the loss could be so devastating that she might not make it to January 20.
A little know fact, that i gleamed from the MSM, hil-liar-y uses pickle juice as a body wash. Thanks, MSM for the inside info!
“So Trump should say “Sick, Crooked Hillary” in his campaign now.”
Or maybe “Jezebel crooked hillary.”
So, Hillary has a good “grip”! So why could she not keep alley cat Bill at home!
Hillary lied about a lie about a lie. How she does that is beyond me! You would think she would have a permanent “L” on her forehead. Unbelievable! Oh, that is what I texted...
A concensus of carefully selected doctors watched Hillary open the pickle jar and concluded that she was completely healthy.
Hey, if a concensus can claim Global Warming is a real threat ...
Maybe since Yuri Geller bent spoons on Johnny Carson’s show?
“What do you call Hill
Standing in a lettuce patch?:
Seizure salad”
Ding ding ding.... Penalty T-Bone Texan, 15 yards for illegal posting of 4 syllable Haiku. Still third line.
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