BREAKING: Explosions heard in Brussels as huge fire rips through Belgian capital

UK Express ^

[ameribbean expat]

AN EXPLOSION has rocked the Saint-Gilles area of the Belgian capital Brussels.

[dynoman]

Check #Brussels on twitter.

[SoFloFreeper]

Mennonites. I blame the Mennonites.

[dynoman]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Brussels&src=tyah

[atc23]

That shot of bourbon I just spat out onto my computer monitor was worth about 11 dollars Grrrrrrr. :-)

[Col Frank Slade]

Car bomb is an inherently racist term because it implies malice.

We prefer - “Automotive combustable modification”

US State Dept.

[Stentor]

LOL.

[Shadow44]

That gets reported. Even in France it’s referred to as “youths”.

If they could get away with it, they’d ignore a nuke going off. Unless it was a right wing white guy who did it.

[Sirius Lee]

We prefer - “Automotive combustable modification”

Or: "Exuberant wheeled clock presentation."

[AFreeBird]

Workplace violence.

[combat_boots]

Stay safe

[Zeneta]

Well, they were probably not Volkswagons.

[umgud]

Probably the center fuel tank.

[Scooter100]

The EU’s Reichstag fire.

[Mercat]

Mr. Mercat and I will be spending five weeks in England, Switzerland, and Austria with stops in Germany and France. We’ll be camping and avoiding the big cities. A bit scary but we figure we only have a few years left before we’ll be too old and Europe will collapse.

[onedoug]

Interesting. Good luck.

Send us a few updates if you can. Thanks.

[Mr. M.J.B.]

Clearly NOT Jihad....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Prepare for a crush of CIA, State, DOJ, DHS, & FBI recruiters at your door. You’ve just correctly answered the only question on the entrance exam, and without even being asked!

If I may be so bold, next time try. “No nexus to terrorist groups” that eliminates the pejorative “Jihad,” mimics the verbiage of “intelligence agencies” responsible for fostering the Jihad, and distances Islam from other terrorist groups like Richard Jewell and the Huttaree, who might also be responsible.

[Chode]

not your typical bunch of Yoders

[Mr. M.J.B.]

I’m waiting for the CIA cartoon anamation to tell me the truth.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Sounds like they are trying to lure in a bunch of first-responders and when they have enough of them they’ll detonate the main event.

[Mr. M.J.B.]

White chocolate privilege

Black chocolate matters.