Posted on 05/23/2016 12:37:59 PM PDT by dvan
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
Yup, that pretty much sums up the state of 2016 America.
You got it!
Yup!
A little louder please...
This has been around since at least 2011.
What?!?!?! I think this may be HUGH and SERIES, but I can't tell over the volume!!!!
Even better: inquire about Mexico’s attitude about people crossing THEIR border illegally.
There is a solution: levy a tax on entering the country.
Why? Well, the government actually cares about collecting taxes and dealing with tax cheats. It’s why our borders aren’t nearly so porous when it comes to Mexican or Canadian beer and spirits.
Levy a tax on entry, give the greedy blood suckers in DC something they care about to enforce (because national sovereignty isn’t one of those) and then they’ll enforce the border.
And if you’re a military-age savage from a muzlim country who enters Europe illegally, you get to rape women without prosecution, you get money, food and lodging, plus the citizens get arrested for complaining about you.
“A country without borders is not a country” DJT
The short and quiet form, posted in 2011:
If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get, a job, a driver’s license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing, childcare benefits, education, & a tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt.
The Leftist and Cuck-servative response to any of that is - “it’s not who we are” - which is problably the lamest phrase of the second decade of the 21st. century so far.
Is hard for me to read your screed with everything in caps and almost no spacing. I’ll just read the reactions to it for now.
You got that right.
Nobody wants to read screaming capslock garbage.
Learn it, live it, love it...
Don’t forget that if you illegally cross into Mexico on their southern border, you will get shot.
racist
;-)
see Post #19
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