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Posted on 05/23/2016 12:37:59 PM PDT by dvan

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bordersecurity; capslock; chat; govt; immigration; liberalism; vanity
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1 posted on 05/23/2016 12:37:59 PM PDT by dvan
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To: dvan

Yup, that pretty much sums up the state of 2016 America.


2 posted on 05/23/2016 12:39:45 PM PDT by PROCON
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To: dvan

You got it!


3 posted on 05/23/2016 12:40:28 PM PDT by notaliberal (St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle,)
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To: dvan

Yup!


4 posted on 05/23/2016 12:42:54 PM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: dvan

A little louder please...


5 posted on 05/23/2016 12:43:22 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: dvan

This has been around since at least 2011.


6 posted on 05/23/2016 12:47:04 PM PDT by Robert DeLong (u)
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To: Carpe Cerevisi
A little louder please...

What?!?!?! I think this may be HUGH and SERIES, but I can't tell over the volume!!!!

7 posted on 05/23/2016 12:47:29 PM PDT by dware (I don't care what bathroom they use, as long as it's in the nuthouse, where they belong)
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To: dvan

Even better: inquire about Mexico’s attitude about people crossing THEIR border illegally.

There is a solution: levy a tax on entering the country.

Why? Well, the government actually cares about collecting taxes and dealing with tax cheats. It’s why our borders aren’t nearly so porous when it comes to Mexican or Canadian beer and spirits.

Levy a tax on entry, give the greedy blood suckers in DC something they care about to enforce (because national sovereignty isn’t one of those) and then they’ll enforce the border.


8 posted on 05/23/2016 12:51:39 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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Over a month early...

9 posted on 05/23/2016 12:52:23 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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And if you’re a military-age savage from a muzlim country who enters Europe illegally, you get to rape women without prosecution, you get money, food and lodging, plus the citizens get arrested for complaining about you.


10 posted on 05/23/2016 12:53:05 PM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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“A country without borders is not a country” DJT


11 posted on 05/23/2016 12:53:09 PM PDT by WENDLE (Why is the FBI dilly dallying? LET"S GO!!)
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The short and quiet form, posted in 2011:

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get, a job, a driver’s license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing, childcare benefits, education, & a tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt.


12 posted on 05/23/2016 12:53:14 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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The Leftist and Cuck-servative response to any of that is - “it’s not who we are” - which is problably the lamest phrase of the second decade of the 21st. century so far.


13 posted on 05/23/2016 12:53:15 PM PDT by TTFlyer
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Is hard for me to read your screed with everything in caps and almost no spacing. I’ll just read the reactions to it for now.


14 posted on 05/23/2016 12:53:54 PM PDT by lee martell
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RACIST!


15 posted on 05/23/2016 12:55:19 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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To: dvan

You got that right.


16 posted on 05/23/2016 12:55:36 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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Nobody wants to read screaming capslock garbage.

Learn it, live it, love it...

17 posted on 05/23/2016 12:55:36 PM PDT by humblegunner
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Don’t forget that if you illegally cross into Mexico on their southern border, you will get shot.


18 posted on 05/23/2016 12:57:58 PM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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Yikes...didn't know you were a Korean War Marine.Perhaps I should have said

racist

;-)

19 posted on 05/23/2016 12:58:00 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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To: humblegunner; Snickering Hound

see Post #19


20 posted on 05/23/2016 12:59:12 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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