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Hillary: Have Fun Burning in Hell, Women of New Hampshire (Satire)
The Nil Admirari ^ | 2/09/2016 08:52:00 PM

Posted on 02/09/2016 6:20:20 PM PST by drewh

Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

Clinton's remark referenced a statement made last weekend by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Madeleine Albright that "there's a special place in hell for women that don't help each other."

"Well, the women of New Hampshire can have fun burning in hell after supporting Bernie Sanders over me. Bernie Sanders is an old White Jewish guy, and not even a woman," asserted Clinton, who was shaking with anger.

Clinton continued, "And that goes for all the women in New Hampshire, even those that voted for me. They didn't convince enough of their fellow women to just vote for me because I am also a woman.

"I also invite my senior campaign staff to burn in hell with the women of New Hampshire, because you are all fired. You failed at the impossible task of making me likable," explained Clinton.

An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton what the plan was to get women in future states to properly support her.

"The fear of burning in hell is probably my only bet," replied Clinton.


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: bustedbyposterpolice; clinton; decrepit; feminism; hags; hillary2016; naughtydrewh; nh2016; old; pantsuitsonsale; satire; womensvote
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To: CorporateStepsister

I just can’t see the Chicago Mob turning down a couple hundred million bribe from the Clintons for a POTUS pardon


41 posted on 02/09/2016 7:01:10 PM PST by nascarnation (Indict Hillary, Huma, and Chelsea; Deport Obama)
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To: drewh

They will all be able to wave to each other there.


42 posted on 02/09/2016 7:06:54 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: nascarnation

I think at the same time, the Chicago mob can make plenty more without Hillary. Little is going to stop her being prosecuted for her crimes. The FBI is already on her trail and Obama could stop them, but he chooses not to.


43 posted on 02/09/2016 7:08:26 PM PST by CorporateStepsister (I am NOT going to force a man to make my dreams come true)
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To: drewh

A PIAPS rainbow!


44 posted on 02/09/2016 7:09:15 PM PST by Alas Babylon! (As we say in the Air Force, "You know you're over the target when you start getting flak!")
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To: drewh

45 posted on 02/09/2016 7:11:02 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: drewh
One flew over the cuckoo's nest or the Shining got nothing on her..


46 posted on 02/09/2016 7:12:19 PM PST by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Hey Hillary...You're doing it wrong.


47 posted on 02/09/2016 7:15:18 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: DoughtyOne
And the one thing that's stuck in my mind is, where is Hillary? Has she spoken since the results came in?

Really, Hillary. Step up to the mike. Share your pain with us, make a suitable excuse blaming this on Bernie's own personal "war against women". Hey, while we're talking, what do you hear from the FBI?

Face it hon, you're not just damaged goods, you're so unpalatable you just got your broad ass kicked by an old communist. Now, I'll leave you to drink yourself to sleep. Me, I'm anxious to start rolling about naked in the most delicious sense of schadenfreude I've felt in years.

48 posted on 02/09/2016 7:28:03 PM PST by Kenton
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To: mountn man

Wait. Was that a picture of Justin Bieber, or that chick who looks like him?


49 posted on 02/09/2016 7:33:06 PM PST by Kenton
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To: Kenton
Wait. Was that a picture of Justin Bieber, or that chick who looks like him?

Ummm...YES!?!?

50 posted on 02/09/2016 7:36:14 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Kenton

She was there with Bill and Chelsea.

Bill looks like death warmed over.

Chelsea looks like Web.

Hillary touched on dated things the Left has pushed since her high school days. It was Deja Vu all over again.

LOL


51 posted on 02/09/2016 7:46:34 PM PST by DoughtyOne (the Free Republic Caucus: what FReepers are thinking, 100s or 1000s of them. It's up to you.)
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To: DoughtyOne

Oh my. Did Bill bite his lip?


52 posted on 02/09/2016 7:48:05 PM PST by Kenton
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To: Kenton

No, but I swear I got the feeling he may not be around much longer.

Something is going on with him IMO. I sure got that feeling.

I may be wrong, but it just screamed out to me.

Maybe it doesn’t to others.


53 posted on 02/09/2016 7:49:57 PM PST by DoughtyOne (the Free Republic Caucus: what FReepers are thinking, 100s or 1000s of them. It's up to you.)
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To: CorporateStepsister
No luxury cars, no luxury wardrobe, no fawning acolytes. No shopping sprees, no nice jewelry, no large mansion to retire to after a long day of pampering.

Yeah, she doesn't even have those nice household skills that Martha Stewart used win over her fellow felons. I predict she will not be the gracious soul we've become accustomed to. And that probably will NOT win her any friends on the cell block.

54 posted on 02/09/2016 7:53:56 PM PST by Kenton
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To: DoughtyOne
No, but I swear I got the feeling he may not be around much longer. Something is going on with him IMO. I sure got that feeling. I may be wrong, but it just screamed out to me.

You may be on to something. After all, if Hillary loses, there's no longer any reason for Bill to hang around, and the old horn dog would probably prefer to be able to sow whatever wild oats he's got left than watch Hillary get older and more bitter until she has a stroke.

55 posted on 02/09/2016 8:00:59 PM PST by Kenton
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To: BenLurkin

It’s more fun to troll idiots who don’t read keywords.


56 posted on 02/09/2016 8:02:58 PM PST by Rebelbase (Best election ever. Sick of it already, but best election ever.)
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To: LeoWindhorse

No ... then whoever ends up with the D nomination gets the sympathy vote. Id like to keep her shrill self around.


57 posted on 02/09/2016 8:05:24 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: Kenton

I’m thinking he’s at death’s doorstep.

I don’t know if he has aids or what, but he seriously looked deathly ill.

He was thin, feeble, shaking, and essentially on cruise control as he delivered a few short remarks.

Something is going on.


58 posted on 02/09/2016 8:07:30 PM PST by DoughtyOne (the Free Republic Caucus: what FReepers are thinking, 100s or 1000s of them. It's up to you.)
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To: DoughtyOne
I don’t know if he has aids or what, but he seriously looked deathly ill.

Yeah, I just saw it on YouTube, and I'd have to agree. He doesn't look good at all. Maybe it is just the proverbial "chickens coming home to roost" scenario.

Of course, if he did comedown with a serious illness, Hillary would probably use it to lobby for the sympathy vote.

59 posted on 02/09/2016 8:14:11 PM PST by Kenton
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To: Kenton

Yes. I’m sure she wishes they still used the iron lung.


60 posted on 02/09/2016 8:15:44 PM PST by DoughtyOne (the Free Republic Caucus: what FReepers are thinking, 100s or 1000s of them. It's up to you.)
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