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Hillary: Have Fun Burning in Hell, Women of New Hampshire (Satire)
The Nil Admirari ^ | 2/09/2016 08:52:00 PM

Posted on 02/09/2016 6:20:20 PM PST by drewh

Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

Clinton's remark referenced a statement made last weekend by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Madeleine Albright that "there's a special place in hell for women that don't help each other."

"Well, the women of New Hampshire can have fun burning in hell after supporting Bernie Sanders over me. Bernie Sanders is an old White Jewish guy, and not even a woman," asserted Clinton, who was shaking with anger.

Clinton continued, "And that goes for all the women in New Hampshire, even those that voted for me. They didn't convince enough of their fellow women to just vote for me because I am also a woman.

"I also invite my senior campaign staff to burn in hell with the women of New Hampshire, because you are all fired. You failed at the impossible task of making me likable," explained Clinton.

An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton what the plan was to get women in future states to properly support her.

"The fear of burning in hell is probably my only bet," replied Clinton.


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: bustedbyposterpolice; clinton; decrepit; feminism; hags; hillary2016; naughtydrewh; nh2016; old; pantsuitsonsale; satire; womensvote
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To: disndat; proud American in Canada; BenLurkin; ifinnegan

Hey guess what: Satire articles are to be identified as satire in the post heading.

That’s how it’s done properly.


21 posted on 02/09/2016 6:28:44 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: drewh
So Hillary can now condemn people to Hell.

I hope this is her Howard Dean moment


22 posted on 02/09/2016 6:29:41 PM PST by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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To: BenLurkin

Who knew?


23 posted on 02/09/2016 6:30:44 PM PST by disndat
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To: disndat

I’m not a member of the posting police, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express once.


24 posted on 02/09/2016 6:31:46 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: drewh

25 posted on 02/09/2016 6:32:50 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Why do we give our hearts to the past? And why must we grow up so fast?)
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To: BenLurkin

Hopefully alone. And I’m not a member of the advice squad.


26 posted on 02/09/2016 6:34:06 PM PST by disndat
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To: LeoWindhorse

Sounds like a female jebby


27 posted on 02/09/2016 6:39:51 PM PST by ronnie raygun
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To: drewh
So, after she looses the Primary, Hillary takes a new job advertising for Sherwin-WIlliams?
28 posted on 02/09/2016 6:45:06 PM PST by BwanaNdege
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To: SkyPilot

Yep, Albright is pure evil


29 posted on 02/09/2016 6:46:32 PM PST by Neu Pragmatist (Trump is the only one who will secure our borders . Vote Trump)
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To: drewh

LOL! How DARE they NOT vote for the hildebeast. War against women(?), war against women(?). Or is that only republicans that can do that.


30 posted on 02/09/2016 6:46:34 PM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: drewh

Wasting my time. Telling lies. Why do you guys think you’re so funny?


31 posted on 02/09/2016 6:48:21 PM PST by Mamzelle
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To: BwanaNdege

Either that or she’s trying out for the Grateful Dead’s dancing bears lineup.


32 posted on 02/09/2016 6:49:57 PM PST by ameribbean expat
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To: drewh

Any bets Hillary is feeling very nervous about losing the nomination and then being swiftly arrested for her crimes? It’ll be great to see her in cuffs and chains to finally be subjected to richly deserved indignities.


33 posted on 02/09/2016 6:51:28 PM PST by CorporateStepsister (I am NOT going to force a man to make my dreams come true)
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To: drewh

Fake but accurate. CBS should carry it.


34 posted on 02/09/2016 6:52:25 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: drewh

35 posted on 02/09/2016 6:53:43 PM PST by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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To: CorporateStepsister

Do you think she’ll get 24/7 Secret Service protection while in the big house?


36 posted on 02/09/2016 6:54:03 PM PST by Daffynition (*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
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To: Daffynition

Interesting question...but I’m convinced if she’s not elected she’ll buy a POTUS pardon from Baraq for a couple hundred million.


37 posted on 02/09/2016 6:56:37 PM PST by nascarnation (Indict Hillary, Huma, and Chelsea; Deport Obama)
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To: Daffynition

*smirk* No; she’ll have to deal with a lot of abuse from the other women who will revel in treating her like dirt. I do think prison will trigger a major deterioration like nothing else. No luxury cars, no luxury wardrobe, no fawning acolytes. No shopping sprees, no nice jewelry, no large mansion to retire to after a long day of pampering.


38 posted on 02/09/2016 6:58:42 PM PST by CorporateStepsister (I am NOT going to force a man to make my dreams come true)
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To: nascarnation

I think Barry won’t want her loose and able to continue to ruin the Democrats. I think she’s going to get arrested and sent to the big house and no one will lift a finger to save her. She’s done too much dirt to too many people.


39 posted on 02/09/2016 7:00:13 PM PST by CorporateStepsister (I am NOT going to force a man to make my dreams come true)
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To: drewh

Goodbye, Sociopath


40 posted on 02/09/2016 7:01:00 PM PST by Crucial (At the heart all leftidsts sw the fear that the truth is bigger than themselves.)
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