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Woman Crashes Her Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Paid to Have Her Killed
PJ Media ^ | February 5, 2016 | Rick Moran

Posted on 02/05/2016 7:34:32 PM PST by Kaslin

An Australian woman whose partner of 10 years paid a hit team to murder her shocked the man by showing up at her own funeral.

Noela Rukundo's story is the stuff of a Lifetime miniseries. But it's the reaction of her husband when he saw her after believing she was dead that is more priceless than anything MasterCard can come up with.

Finally, she spotted the man she'd been waiting for. She stepped out of her car, and her husband put his hands on his head in horror.

"Is it my eyes?" she recalled him saying. "Is it a ghost?"

"Surprise! I'm still alive!" she replied.

Far from being elated, the man looked terrified. Five days earlier, he had ordered a team of hit men to kill Rukundo, his partner of 10 years. And they did -- well, they told him they did. They even got him to pay an extra few thousand dollars for carrying out the crime.

Now here was his wife, standing before him. In an interview with the BBC on Thursday, Rukundo recalled how he touched her shoulder to find it unnervingly solid. He jumped. Then he started screaming.

"I'm sorry for everything," he wailed.

But it was far too late for apologies; Rukundo called the police. The husband, Balenga Kalala, ultimately pleaded guilty and was sentenced to nine years in prison for incitement to murder, according to the Australian Broadcasting Corp. (the ABC).

Noela's ordeal began a year ago when she traveled to Burundi to attend the funeral of her mother-in-law. Afterwards, her husband suggested she go out for some air and when she did, she was attacked by three men who blindfolded her and drove to a secluded location. There, they tied her to a chair and informed her that her husband had paid them to kill her.

When she didn't believe them, they called the husband who ordered them to murder her. But, for reasons that still aren't clear, they didn't. The hit men claim they didn't kill women and besides, they knew Noela's brother.

Her escape from Burundi was not easy:

Shaken, but alive and doggedly determined, Rukundo began plotting her next move. She sought help from the Kenyan and Belgian embassies to return to Australia, according to The Age. Then she called the pastor of her church in Melbourne, she told the BBC, and explained to him what had happened. Without alerting Kalala, the pastor helped her get back home to her neighborhood near Melbourne.

Meanwhile, her husband had told everyone she had died in a tragic accident and the entire community mourned her at her funeral at the family home. On the night of Feb. 22, 2015, just as the widower Kalala waved goodbye to neighbors who had come to comfort him, Rukundo approached him, the very man whose voice she'd heard over the phone five days earlier, ordering that she be killed.

"I felt like somebody who had risen again," she told the BBC.

Though Kalala initially denied all involvement, Rukundo got him to confess to the crime during a phone conversation that was secretly recorded by police, according to The Age.

"Sometimes Devil can come into someone, to do something, but after they do it they start thinking, 'Why I did that thing?' later," he said, as he begged her to forgive him.

Kalala eventually pleaded guilty to the scheme. He was sentenced to nine years in prison by a judge in Melbourne.

We've all daydreamed about attending our own funeral. Reading the glowing obit. Watching the grieving family and relatives. My own fantasy is to actually write my own eulogy. After all, who knows me better than me?

But the burning satisfaction this woman must have felt when she saw the look of surprise, shock and horror on her husband's face redefines forever the term "schadenfreude."


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1 posted on 02/05/2016 7:34:32 PM PST by Kaslin
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Video = interview. No video of the husband’s reaction.


2 posted on 02/05/2016 7:36:51 PM PST by SkyPilot ("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
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To: Kaslin

Definitely has all the ingredients for a movie, especially since it is based in history.


3 posted on 02/05/2016 7:39:04 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (Diversity is Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama sharing the same jail cell.)
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To: Kaslin

I hate when that happens


4 posted on 02/05/2016 7:39:46 PM PST by digger48
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To: Fester Chugabrew

I often remark that truth is stranger than fiction.....


5 posted on 02/05/2016 7:42:04 PM PST by volunbeer
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To: Kaslin

Too bad there’s no video. That would have been popcorn-worthy for sure.


6 posted on 02/05/2016 7:43:49 PM PST by coydog (Time to feed the pigs!)
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To: Kaslin
She needs Wonder woman bracelets.


7 posted on 02/05/2016 7:46:25 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Can we please kill the guy already who invented the saying "My bad"?)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Bracelets? There are bracelets in that video?


8 posted on 02/05/2016 7:49:17 PM PST by CitizenUSA (Proverbs 14:34 Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.)
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To: Kaslin

She should have haunted him for a few months. Boo!


9 posted on 02/05/2016 7:50:46 PM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: Kaslin

Well as Mark Twain said: “The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated”


10 posted on 02/05/2016 7:52:55 PM PST by SkyDancer ("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: Kaslin

Weak writing.

“Noela’s ordeal began a year ago . . .”

because of the man “whose voice she’d heard over the phone five days earlier” ordering that she be killed.

So he ordered his henchmen that she be killed — a year ago — and five days later, she confronted him. How does that constitute a year-long ordeal?

“Though Kalala initially denied all involvement, Rukundo got him to confess to the crime during a phone conversation that was secretly recorded by police,”

When?
So she was in a phone conversation with him, and got him to confess to the crime?
He thought he was talking to someone he ordered killed?
I’m lost.

Good job, BBC.


11 posted on 02/05/2016 7:53:01 PM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Kaslin

I love this story!


12 posted on 02/05/2016 8:00:01 PM PST by tob2
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To: Kaslin

Here’s the original story in the Washington Post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/

It’s a must-read. This woman’s story is better than anything Hollywood could come up with. I hope she and her children are safe now for the rest of their lives.


13 posted on 02/05/2016 8:05:09 PM PST by Tired of Taxes
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To: Kaslin

those kidknappers are laughing at the husband. They got his money and he got jail!


14 posted on 02/05/2016 8:10:00 PM PST by RginTN (Donald J Trump- why would the people of Ky want a rookie senator when they have Sen Mitch Mcconnell)
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To: SkyPilot

He’s in prison, that’s why there’s no video of him


15 posted on 02/05/2016 8:10:13 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: RginTN

He got what he deserved


16 posted on 02/05/2016 8:12:47 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin

They just have to make a movie about this bad boy!


17 posted on 02/05/2016 8:22:51 PM PST by Desron13
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To: Kaslin; Bender2; fieldmarshaldj; Arthur Wildfire! March; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; ...

Those hit men were SUPER unprofessional.


18 posted on 02/05/2016 8:23:01 PM PST by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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To: CitizenUSA

LOL! I don’t know, someone told me once there’s also a car but damned if I can see it.


19 posted on 02/05/2016 8:24:23 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Can we please kill the guy already who invented the saying "My bad"?)
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To: volunbeer

I used to think crime writers and movie producers had great imaginations until I started watching Investigative Discovery channel. Most of those novels and movies are based on true crime.


20 posted on 02/05/2016 8:24:51 PM PST by Rusty0604 (1q)
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