Posted on 12/08/2015 5:11:48 AM PST by grundle
A suspected burglar has been killed by an alligator while hiding out in a pond.
The body of Matthew Riggins, 22, was found in water in Barefoot Bay in Florida ten days after he was reported missing.
Police said Riggins was attacked by an 11-foot long alligator while he was hiding out after a series of planned break-ins.
Before he was reported missing, Riggins called his girlfriend to tell her he would be in the area breaking into homes.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
God’s justice. Debatable of course, but as I said, a deep subject and should be discussed. Does support the fear of the Lord.
He didnt deserve to die like that. I’ll be sending flowers to the family...of the gator. #Gatorlivesmatter
I doubt the girl friend is attending medical school.
Is tha Gator going to be Deputized now as a Florida State Trooper?
Those damn good for nothing Yankee gators, Turn ‘em in to boots, I say!
The gator needed assistance so the perp gave him a hand.
Sympathies to the hero alligator.
ROFLMAO !!!! (Take a bite out of crime !!!) [that one brings back memories] :)
Word on the street says that WIllie Nelson...is making plans for another giant Super Star Concert Tour..starring a Ray Charles look alike...a Michael Jackson Lookalike....Mad-Donna...TIny Stevie Wonder..U2 and Bruce Spingsteen
“see ya at GATOR AID.. “
The mills of the gods not only grind fine but sometimes they grind out some darkly funny stuff.
You know, it really does build a good case for building a moat along that fence on the southern border and stocking it with salties.......
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home
I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home
Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you
I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?
Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me
I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?
If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree
Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam
—The Shaggs
The Shaggs: Still more talented than Justin Bieber.
Look at the bright side, His girlfriend is now single and on the market.
I do love happy endings.
DANG!
#gatorslivesmatter
>>> Hey lets hide over here with the Chainsaws..... Nah...lets hide in the alligator pond,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
LOL, I love that commercial!
“Honey don’t wait up, I’m out at the office burglarizin’ the place!”
This article was a pleasure to read right up until the last line, tho.
Probably the only contribution this guy’s made to society - bulking up the hide for a commodity like a handbag or a good pair of boots - and they negate it by putting the gator down.
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