Posted on 04/30/2015 8:06:18 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
Flagstaff police arrested a woman last week after she ran into a stranger’s home, stripped naked and then assaulted a police officer in the Pine Knoll area.
According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.
When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.
The officer was able to catch his balance and place the suspect in handcuffs. She struggled against the officer and yelled that she loved marijuana on her way to the patrol car. Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.
Officers interviewed other witnesses in the area. The witnesses said the suspect was at a nearby residence earlier in the afternoon, but had been kicked out for yelling disruptively without provocation. She ran to a second stranger’s residence, where she used a lawn chair to smash a window in an attempt to get inside. She then hit a Jeep parked outside with the same lawn chair. After that, she ran to the victim’s apartment. When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana.
Makena Marie Haydon, 20, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer. She was booked into the Coconino County Detention Facility.
LOL.
The smoke can do that to you...
Sounds like PCP to me. That stuff will make you rally nuts.
oh my freakin word- that image will haunt me till my dyign day-
[[have thought back through the years and I just can’t come up with a time or situation when I was “terrorized” by a naked female.]]
Just wait until rosie odonnel streaks onto the set of the view
I’m sorry your honor, but We’ll need to see a reenactment in order to render our final decision of guilt or innocence
If that young lady was running into bedrooms, undressing, and looking for compliments in my neighborhood my doors would be unlocked every night.
If the instructor is left-handed, why is he wearing his pistol on his right side?
I’d hit that.
The poor girl was just looking for a hug- that’s all- that’s not a crime is it?
Not guilty by reason of insanity.
Dude. Seriously.
This is the only good news I've read today. .
“Crazy eyes . . . “
Did anyone look up that far?
Prolly queer.
Sounds less like Bad Naked than like Bad Crazy.
Bad Crazy turns Good Naked into Bad Naked.
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