Naked woman terrorizes strangers in Flagstaff

Arizona Daily Sun ^ | 4-28-2015

[Snickering Hound]

Flagstaff police arrested a woman last week after she ran into a stranger’s home, stripped naked and then assaulted a police officer in the Pine Knoll area.

According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.

When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.

The officer was able to catch his balance and place the suspect in handcuffs. She struggled against the officer and yelled that she loved marijuana on her way to the patrol car. Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.

Officers interviewed other witnesses in the area. The witnesses said the suspect was at a nearby residence earlier in the afternoon, but had been kicked out for yelling disruptively without provocation. She ran to a second stranger’s residence, where she used a lawn chair to smash a window in an attempt to get inside. She then hit a Jeep parked outside with the same lawn chair. After that, she ran to the victim’s apartment. When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana.

Makena Marie Haydon, 20, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer. She was booked into the Coconino County Detention Facility.

[stephenjohnbanker]

No drugs were involved.

She drank 2 cups of Dark’s coffee....

[Darksheare]

*cough*
No comment.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Maybe laced with PCP.

[Mastador1]

I think Laz would hit it in a heartbeat, doubt he would have called the cops either, well not for a while!

http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/04/30/crime/makena-marie-haydon-photos-northern-arizona-university-student-arrested/#1

[rfreedom4u]

My first thoughts would get me banned possibly.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

I don't care what the cops say ... it could have been worse ... much worse...? It was!

[Darksheare]

“I see nothing wrong with this cof-FEEERAAAAAAAAGH!”
His view of the world descended into a red mist of rage, he could see his own blood vessels inside his eyes, and everything around him moved at apparently one tenth the normal speed.. he’d discovered “bullet time”.

At least, that’s how it is described to me.
I’m immune to the stuff.

[day10]

Streaking ping.......

[Enlightened1]

So streaking is now “terrorism”??? Good grief!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Drew68]

The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?”

Surprisingly, yes.

I was expecting a toothless meth head.

[day10]

I have thought back through the years and I just can’t come up with a time or situation when I was “terrorized” by a naked female.

[Ouderkirk]

[ETL]

Makena Marie Haydon

http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/04/30/crime/makena-marie-haydon-photos-northern-arizona-university-student-arrested/#1

[Enterprise]

This shows up on a search.

[VanDeKoik]

Lots of pretty, lots of crazy.

But if you are good at dodging the axe she will swing at you one day, it might be worth it.

[ETL]

[Enterprise]

[null and void]

So streaking is now “terrorism”??? Good grief!

But burning down the CVS ain't!

[JRios1968]