Posted on 04/30/2015 8:06:18 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
Flagstaff police arrested a woman last week after she ran into a strangers home, stripped naked and then assaulted a police officer in the Pine Knoll area.
According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting am I pretty? and refused to leave.
When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.
The officer was able to catch his balance and place the suspect in handcuffs. She struggled against the officer and yelled that she loved marijuana on her way to the patrol car. Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.
Officers interviewed other witnesses in the area. The witnesses said the suspect was at a nearby residence earlier in the afternoon, but had been kicked out for yelling disruptively without provocation. She ran to a second strangers residence, where she used a lawn chair to smash a window in an attempt to get inside. She then hit a Jeep parked outside with the same lawn chair. After that, she ran to the victims apartment. When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana.
Makena Marie Haydon, 20, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer. She was booked into the Coconino County Detention Facility.
If you’re lucky, it will be an axe.
A summons can be much worse.
I think this young lady deserves a thorough investigation before we declare her
TOTALLY NOT GUILTY!
Okay I’ll say it...Not Guilty!
kind of tall for a hobbit...judging from the door.
Yes you are my little snookums peachy pie. Yes you are.
uh! Why did they call the cop???
At lease she doesn’t have hobbit feet.
No kidding!
least
What good does that do if they can turn them off at will?...........
“I was expecting a toothless meth head”
Give it 8-12 months
Yeah, those are crazy eyes.
Best Thread in a very long time!!!
Bunch of comedians!
Come’on everyone - pony up a little for Jim! Threads like this are worth every penny!
Say, where WAS Hillary that night??
That doesn't appear to be the same person at all, unless there's something I missed.
On a serious note: I would not be surprised if someday soon the live cams in cars and on lapels are connected to the web so they can be viewed on line like highway cams, or audio police scanners.
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