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(Satire) 16-Year Old Girl Claims Former President Bill Clinton is Her Father
Teaparty.org ^
| 3/13/15
| Tea party
Posted on 03/13/2015 3:07:46 PM PDT by barmag25
(World News Daily) – A 16-year old girl has presented a paternity action lawsuit this morning, before an Arkansas state court, alleging that the former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is her biological father.
Alyssa Gilmore claims that her mother, a former secretary of the oval office named Whitney Gilmore, had an affair with President Clinton between 1998 and 2001. She says she was born out of that relationship, and demands that Mr. Clinton undergoes a paternity test to prove that her story is true.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alyssagilmore; arkansas; clinton; satire; whitneygilmore
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To: 11th Commandment
To: Uncle Miltie
Oh my.
I was going to use the phrase “spitting image”, but wanted to avoid tasteless Lewinsky jokes by other FReepers.
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posted on
03/13/2015 3:22:29 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: barmag25
Looks like valerie jarrett doesnt want hillary as president.
To: barmag25
This article is a joke, literally. Original source is satire site:
World News Daily Report disclaimerWNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.
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posted on
03/13/2015 3:23:54 PM PDT
by
kristinn
(Welcome to the Soviet States of Obama)
To: Popman
Chelsea has a half sister... She does? How many other children did Web Hubbel have, exactly?
65
posted on
03/13/2015 3:24:06 PM PDT
by
Utilizer
(Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
To: Uncle Miltie
Dad?
Daughter?
You decide!
66
posted on
03/13/2015 3:24:09 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Bush / Clinton 2016! Clinton / Bush 2020! Uniparty Forever!)
To: MeshugeMikey
To: jjotto
With that clue I call fake.
Mods please pull
68
posted on
03/13/2015 3:24:32 PM PDT
by
barmag25
(Cruz 2016)
To: Popman
Yes, there is!
69
posted on
03/13/2015 3:25:18 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(You can ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.)
To: digger48
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
70
posted on
03/13/2015 3:25:41 PM PDT
by
uncitizen
(Mark Levin: "Jeb Bush? No way Jose!")
To: Dilbert San Diego
Interesting. Based on his history its not a stretch to believe that he was involved with her mother.And other mothers too. I guess that would make him a MOFO.
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posted on
03/13/2015 3:25:57 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(Calvary's love has never faltered, all it's wonder still remains. Souls still take eternal passage)
To: digger48
Gads!
I just about died laughing!
72
posted on
03/13/2015 3:26:17 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
To: barmag25
From
World News Daily Report's disclaimer page "WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle."
73
posted on
03/13/2015 3:26:18 PM PDT
by
TwelveOfTwenty
(See my home page for some of my answers to the left's talking points.)
To: JohnBrowdie
So obviously NOT related.
74
posted on
03/13/2015 3:26:48 PM PDT
by
Utilizer
(Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
75
posted on
03/13/2015 3:28:03 PM PDT
by
Zeneta
(Thoughts in time and out of season.)
To: doug from upland; dead; Chode; MeshugeMikey; digger48
Here's one for you, Doug, courtesy of digger48!
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posted on
03/13/2015 3:28:32 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
To: JohnBrowdie
The noses are almost identical.
77
posted on
03/13/2015 3:28:40 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
To: Utilizer
Well at least 4 others
He has four children, Walter, Rebecca (Dietz), Caroline (Yingling), and Kelley.
78
posted on
03/13/2015 3:30:13 PM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Impeach, convict, deport)
To: fhayek
Her father? Her lover? It probably can get pretty confusing from this point on. Geez - I hope she's never been to the Island of Underage Girl Sex Slaves. That would be awkward...
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posted on
03/13/2015 3:30:19 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
To: kiryandil
Need mind bleach to rid that image!
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