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(Satire) 16-Year Old Girl Claims Former President Bill Clinton is Her Father
Teaparty.org ^ | 3/13/15 | Tea party

Posted on 03/13/2015 3:07:46 PM PDT by barmag25

(World News Daily) – A 16-year old girl has presented a paternity action lawsuit this morning, before an Arkansas state court, alleging that the former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is her biological father.

Alyssa Gilmore claims that her mother, a former secretary of the oval office named Whitney Gilmore, had an affair with President Clinton between 1998 and 2001. She says she was born out of that relationship, and demands that Mr. Clinton undergoes a paternity test to prove that her story is true.

- See more at: http://www.teaparty.org/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-father-88728/#sthash.FkzK7Ev7.dpuf

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alyssagilmore; arkansas; clinton; satire; whitneygilmore
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To: barmag25

well theyre claiming a photo of Bill Clinton posted to another website...in 2010.....was taken this morning..so I wouldnt take the story all that seriosuly


21 posted on 03/13/2015 3:13:41 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: barmag25

Bill says, “Close but no cigar.”


22 posted on 03/13/2015 3:13:42 PM PDT by boycott
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To: COBOL2Java
 photo clinton-1.jpg
23 posted on 03/13/2015 3:13:51 PM PDT by digger48
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To: barmag25

Odd that this would come out now, when his wife is running for office. Republicans aren’t this smart or vicious, except when destroying other republicans. Hmmm...


24 posted on 03/13/2015 3:14:05 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: barmag25

Well, Starr did the DNA stuff on the goo that Bill downloaded onto the little blue dress.........should be a slam dunk if there’s a match.


25 posted on 03/13/2015 3:14:11 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: barmag25

Laughing

Out

Loud!!~!!


26 posted on 03/13/2015 3:14:26 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Bush / Clinton 2016! Clinton / Bush 2020! Uniparty Forever!)
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To: barmag25
This is the fourth such consensual happenings. I don't think all the abortions can count.

The first was Danny Williams, he should be close to 30 by now.

Then, there was a blonde paramour who gave birth to a son who looks just like Bill. She has never claimed that the son is Bill's, but it is a spitting image.

Now there is this new gal. Sounds legit.

And then there is Chelsea and her daddy Webb.

27 posted on 03/13/2015 3:14:57 PM PDT by Slyfox (I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
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To: barmag25
She looks more like B. Clinton than Chelsea. There used to be rumors that some black boy was his child (late 1990s?) but apparently proved not to be the case.
28 posted on 03/13/2015 3:15:03 PM PDT by apocalypto
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To: PapaNew
ah yes indeed...it could


29 posted on 03/13/2015 3:15:36 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: barmag25

The Clinton’s saga 2015 is better than any soap opera I’ve ever watched.

I wonder what next week’s episode will bring?


30 posted on 03/13/2015 3:15:59 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: barmag25

Whitney Gilmore does indeed appear on many official pictures of Bill Clinton, like this one of an Independence Day party on July 4, 2000 where she appears with the President and his wife Hillary.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-is-her-father/

31 posted on 03/13/2015 3:16:16 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Bush / Clinton 2016! Clinton / Bush 2020! Uniparty Forever!)
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To: barmag25
LOL!

Clinton denies having an affair with Whitney Gilmore!

Don't you wish there was a machine that would punch him in the mouth every time he lied about his dingus being out?

32 posted on 03/13/2015 3:16:25 PM PDT by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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To: Zeneta

ROFL...that opening guitar riff is among the greatest riffs ever.


33 posted on 03/13/2015 3:16:44 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: Organic Panic
Finding DNA samples should be pretty easy.

Where is the dress these days?

34 posted on 03/13/2015 3:16:47 PM PDT by centurion316
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To: barmag25

Bill Clinton is not capable of fathering children because of a childhood illness so very doubtful.


35 posted on 03/13/2015 3:16:49 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: barmag25
Bill's Love Child?

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-is-her-father/

36 posted on 03/13/2015 3:16:58 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Bush / Clinton 2016! Clinton / Bush 2020! Uniparty Forever!)
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To: barmag25
Cool...Chelsea has a half sister...
37 posted on 03/13/2015 3:17:31 PM PDT by Popman (Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
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To: barmag25

38 posted on 03/13/2015 3:17:43 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: barmag25

Better call the Maury Show. He’s an expert on these sort of things.


39 posted on 03/13/2015 3:17:53 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views)
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To: Rebelbase

You can’t make this stuff up!

Forgot how hilarious these whack jobs can be at times...


40 posted on 03/13/2015 3:17:57 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Bush / Clinton 2016! Clinton / Bush 2020! Uniparty Forever!)
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