(Satire) 16-Year Old Girl Claims Former President Bill Clinton is Her Father

Teaparty.org ^ | 3/13/15 | Tea party

[barmag25]

(World News Daily) – A 16-year old girl has presented a paternity action lawsuit this morning, before an Arkansas state court, alleging that the former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is her biological father.

Alyssa Gilmore claims that her mother, a former secretary of the oval office named Whitney Gilmore, had an affair with President Clinton between 1998 and 2001. She says she was born out of that relationship, and demands that Mr. Clinton undergoes a paternity test to prove that her story is true.

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[barmag25]

anybody heard of this? Does slick willy shoot blanks? Is this possible? Is this even a reliable source?

[Dilbert San Diego]

Interesting. Based on his history its not a stretch to believe that he was involved with her mother.

[Drango]

Getting popcorn. This will be good.

[barmag25]

The link at the bottom of the article is 404’d. Not found...maybe fake?

[The_Media_never_lie]

I thought he only messes up dresses. (re: if the dress is a mess, you must confess)

[blackdog]

Vast right wing insemination.

[gaijin]

And what about his mulatto son that he fathered from behind a wall with a crack ho while out on a jog?

Only SOUNDS made up.

[fhayek]

Her father? Her lover? It probably can get pretty confusing from this point on.

[billorites]

Thank heavens...
for little girls!

[Brandonmark]

But we never had any sexual relationship and I am not the father of Alyssa Gilmore.

"I did NOT have sex with THAT woman, either!"

[Zeneta]

Whoa

Whoa.....

Black Betty

Blam a lam

[digger48]

Based on his history its not a stretch to believe that he was involved with her mother. a 16 year old girl

[COBOL2Java]

I’m sure there are dozens of kids in Arkansas who bear a striking resemblance to old Slick.

[JennysCool]

I get such a headache when stuff like this is associated with the Tea Party. True or not, you know the legions of the press will be sneering, “See what those crazy Tea Partiers have come up with now?”

[MAD-AS-HELL]

She does have his smile and twinkle of the eye!

[kiryandil]

Wait.

He had an affair with the 16-year-old, the mother, or both?

And was Hilxon watching?

[Organic Panic]

Finding DNA samples should be pretty easy.

[BenLurkin]

Apparently the blue dress was a “one off” thing.

Lewinski reported that the creep’s usual practice was to finish in the sink of the oval office restroom.

Hence his title “The Sink Emperor”

[Theoria]

Her brother is bat boy.....weekly world news material.

[PapaNew]

Timing couldn’t have anything to do with trying to derail Hillary could it?